"Hmm... hmm..."

...I had arrived at my house after 15 minutes of walk. What greeted me, was an unreal scene to most people in this world. Or rather... the commoners in this case. It wasn't a particularly rare sight for someone like me, but it was extremely inconsiderate to do so like this... 

That girl...

There were countless black limousines parked outside of the house. 

...I can't get in like this.

"Hey, Yuu~ Eiyuu-kun~"

"...Really... who is so inconsiderate to do this... really... really..." I squeezed my way through the tightly parked cars outside of my house gate.

"Eiyuu-kun~ Yuu-kun? Yuu-tan? ...desuwa."

Ah, finally...

I heaved a sigh of relief, as I made it to the doorstep.

"...Hmm... hmm..."

I looked at the doorstep, and nodded a few more times.

...There were more than one of them. Slippers I mean. 

And shoes. 

...And suitcases.

Of course, they weren't the ones that my sister used, so it was definitely them...

"Yuuyuu? ... ...Oi, you're ignoring me on purpose aren't you, desuwa."

"Sigh..." I clutched my head painfully in disdain.

Those girls just can't bear to leave me alone, huh... it's going to be another battlefield if I enter now, especially since that girl is going to murder me if she finds out about today's encounters. ...I will leave for today.

No, I'm not a beta. I'm just... you know what they call them... tactical retreat. Yeah. ...

As I prepared to turn around, I felt a soft sensation touching the back of my body suddenly. A familiar floral scent entered my nose.

...This child-like scent... It's that annoying brat again.

"Oi. What did you call me desuwa?!"

All of a sudden, the doors of the limousines all opened together, as if they had been practicing for this moment their entire lives. It was scary how coordinated they were.

"You bastard!" "Get him!" "Who are you calling child-like?!" "I'll beat you up, you little shit!" "Yeah! The only one who's allowed to be her daddy is me!!!"

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A string of angry shouts appeared.

...But oi. Fire that last guy please. He's clearly a pervert?!

"Enough, the lot of you, desuwa."

"HAHHH!!!" x14

All of the bodyguards of this pampered little girl stopped their banter immediately and stomped their feet in a salute.

"Great job. You listened this time. Did you lot finally learn after administering the reward system...?" The little girl, who seemed to be no older than 12, narrowed her eyes in delight.

Hearing that, the bodyguards trembled slightly, and quickly excused themselves back into the expensive-looking cars.

"...Hey."

"Call me by my name please, desuwa." 

Her face isn't smiling right now...?! Ya're ya're... I'm not a lolicon you know? I don't need another dominating woman in my life either...

The woman I was referring to, was this little girl before me. The typical template of a rich ojou-sama. She had curly but silky golden hair like a caucasian, and natural light blue eyes. Her porcelain white skin coordinated well with her navy blue one-piece dress she was currently wearing, making her look like a very beautiful doll.

Bringing along her subordinates with her every day to pester me in school even though she's still in middle school, I was inevitably roped up into her crazy antics as well. I find it really incredulous that this girl still had the time to look for me when her school was a distance, hours away from mine.

Dedication... I got to give it to her...

Ya're ya're da'ze... are you really so in love with me...? Too bad I can't reciprocate it though...

"...Hey."

"My. Name. Desuwa."

The little girl bent forward, pushing her waist back. I could see a small portion of her skin on her chest. 

One of the car windows nearby rolled down again, and I could see one of them taking snapshots of the girl's erotic posture right now.

FIRE THAT GUY. HE'S CLEARLY A PEDOPHILE?!

"...Oi Charlotte."

[Charlotte] "Fufu~ Yes, darling~...desuwa?"

"Why are you here. And drop that "desuwa" please. It's getting on my nerves."

[Charlotte] "Cheh. You're no fun at all, Yuu." The blonde loli girl clicked her tongue and twirled around once, moving her hands behind her back. She returned to a more dignified pose.

"...So?"

"Fufufu~ Hear this, hear this~ Papa has allowed me to stay for tonight desuwa~"

She returned to that annoying way of talking. It doesn't even make sense...

"...I'm not staying here for tonight. I have other plans." I just replied bluntly.

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nhaaa!!! How shameless, how lewd!!! Y-you have other plans, you s-say?"

Ignoring her, I walked away from my apartment briskly. I intended to stay with someone else today. Tomo should be pretty willing to let me in if I explain the circumstances at home to her...

Charlotte tagged along me like a child following people for general directions. She was literally right behind me, so close that if I stopped abruptly, she might collide onto my back.

...Or is that what she's gunning for? ...Crafty. But I already have too many girlfriends. I'm not interested. I'm not interested in lolis too. Wait for a few years maybe, I don't want to be caught by the police.

As I walked along the streets slowly in the evening, so did Charlotte, and so did the line of black limousines following her. 

It was too surreal for the neighbours to see.

I sighed, and turned around, without stopping my pace forward.

"...Haaahhhh.... please don't follow me."

[Charlotte] "N-no... you just said you're going to stay with another girl didn't you...? Tomo was it?! I won't allow it desuwa! U-unless you let me stay there for tonight too, desuwa!"

... ...Argh. There won't be an end to this anyway if I don't consent to this. I don't want to raise a scene in front of the apartment, that yandere girlfriend of mine might be up to no good...

"...Alright. But drop the -desuwa. Stop it."

I pinched Charlotte's small nose until it turned slightly pinkish.

"A-alright! Geez! You're not very gentleman-like, are you Yuu? I sometimes wonder why I even fell in love with you..."

...I heard that mumble at the second half there, but I'm going to pretend I didn't hear it.

And one. Two.

"You were saying somethi-"

I was interrupted, as my mouth was sealed shut with something else. My eyes widened in surprise, as I saw a blushing Charlotte right in front of my face. Her eyes were closed tightly, and her cheeks were swollen like a chipmunk...

Charlotte stole my lips just like that.

Even though it was just like an amateur, I didn't particularly dislike it. I let the sensation of the kiss linger for a few moments under the setting sun of the evening.

...Sorry guys... I don't have a punchline today... What can I say... 

...I am a very sinful guy. Please don't downvote me with "Real life, explode!" comments. I'm very fragile inside.

Also well, I have a request to the author here... Hopefully I don't start attracting old women with this hypnotism-level-inducing 'protagonism'... That'd be the day, I'll turn into a hermit. And when am I going to meet the Demon King...?

...Huh? Stay tuned? WAIT I'M NOT D-