In my room with a cup of noodles I slurped away as time went on, I was annoyed but all the same I sat there looking at a blank screen.

Why the fuck was my tv off!?

Well that's simple technology was only at the point where are could shut down anything at anytime an while I was streaming youtube from my phone to my tv an ad came up an after it finished it turned off my tv.

So for the past few minutes I watched the tv witch's a scrunched up expression while slurping noodles slower.

Whenfinally my phone rung an I grabbed it. A shock ran over me an I knew I was gonna die.

My fuckin phone electrocuted me!

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I was in a darkness with my thoughts and sooner or later with a brilliant flash of light a being appeared in robes.

Not the bath kind no but the old age kind.

"Ok so if I died I suppose you're god?" I asked.

I stood up slowly getting my bearings.

"No fool, anyway enough jokes. Want to get a system?"

I shook my head. What jokes? He's been straight faced the entire time an he only called me a fool. Wait that's..

"No I won't accept a system."

He looked bored for a second the his plain expression returned. Did I say something? Was systems actually the best source of power for a reincarnate? Doubt it.

"Then what the hell do you want?" He asked an scoffed.

Something is really wrong with this dude no one wants a fuckin system.

"I want a ability an race change."

"That's all?" He quirked an eye brow an studied me.

Is a system really fuckin hot or something why the fuck am I being looked at like an alien!?

"Yea."

"Name it." He said an turned his back as if disappointed.

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"I want a destructive race with the power to cause absolute destruction, I want invinciblity, flying, teleportation and instant movement comes natural an invincible soul, instant reflexes, untouchable physically, mentally, spiritually an infinite energy also controllable fertility rate. Lastly I want the ability to make gold from my energy anything out of gold."

He widened an eyes slightly an asked "is that all?"

"I want to be the only one of my race ever." I said.

I believe that's all, after all if it came to I was already powerful.

"So be it." He said an sighed. Approaching me he came an reach we a hand out my chest, I was then teleported else I woke up in a forest an heard a scream.

" A fuckin cliche.." I was laying down an got up.

I debated going towards the cliche an staying away I decided to go.

After all I didn't know how to use any of my powers yet, I still looked the same as I did with black hair an clothes an a gloomy atmosphere about me. Usually people said they liked it or they didn't either way I  didn't notice I was gloomy until they named a few of my habits.

I decided to try flight an making gold at the same time which came easy soon enough in my hand I held a staff an was floating a meter off the ground like a god. If was like walking on the sky.

I felt good however I was getting closer to the screams which disturbed my calmness, usually I never dealt with another persons problem an left it to them I was lazy an anti social but this would kick start my life so I floated slowly.

Arriving I found bandits an a girl she saw me an screamed again.

"Save me! Are you god help me? You heard my calls!? Hurry wait why are you turning away? Ahhh stop!"

"Bitch what are you screaming about?" A bandit turned an I heard a slap. The bandit smacked the woman an hit the ground.

With the way he acted this came naturally for him however as he turned to see me who turned away he ignores the girl who helped from being smacked an the other bandits saw me too.

"So why have you all turned to look at me? I don't like it." I said an turned to face them slowly.

I didn't like being looked at an I decided to intervene already but never the less I was curious of the impression of me.

"Sir.. why are you interrupting us?" The guy who smacked the woman asked as he was agap. I was wondering what he'd say but I was now curious how did I interrupt them?

"What did I do?" 

Not like I have anything else to to..

"You interrupted us when we were about to help this girl." He said an stood straight.

"How the fuck did I interrupt and.." I took count. A hundred bandits total.

"What are your plans for that girl." I asked an tried to see where she came from. I made an eyeball above my staff an it floated up ward I wanted to see where this girl came from, they watched me carefully as I could see through my eye ball that we were near a city an she had a destroyed carriage near by with dead people.

I looked at her face an saw she wasn't even cry seriously what's wrong with her?

"We were going to you know.."

Some of the bandits blushed.

Their pants didn't hide their intent an my staff made a sound as if it hit a hard floor I tapped the air.

I had everyone's attention.

"Give me that girl."

"NO YOU CANT JUST-" Some one random yelled however was cut short as the guy smiled.

" Fine.. you understand the beauty of this woman too right?"

Huh, I haven't even checked her out yet. Looking over the woman she was blonde an extremely beautiful to the point girls on earth would be unable to keep up. Her sizes were large an she had the perfect figure.

"Yes, I should probably kill your for keeping this from me." I jested.

The guy waved his hands innocently.

"Brother there's no need for rashness."