The first glimpse of the sun has just reached the wonderful world of Fantasia. The clean nature alongside the varied inhabitants of the ecosystem created a wonderful view. Life started to get active again as was our main hero.
Currently he was laying in a king size bed with 4 beautiful naked women, seemingly our hero had a good time yesterday night. However, one might find it troubling how a man with appearance, which looked like the product of love between a blobfish and an ogre, could have appeared in a bed with beautiful women, one of which seemed to be no other than the princess of the kingdom. The answer is simple really which we can see in the mind of our favorite hero.
Main Hero: he he, my life is like a miracle now. I knew that I was going to be issekaid one day and it finally happened. When that joke of a god accidentally killed me, I knew I would force him to make me an issekai protagonist.
Princess who just woke up: Good morning oh the great hero. Don't forget that today we are attacking the very last base of those filthy demons. After that this world would be clear of those sinful creatures.
Main Hero: ah yes my darling. I'll do anything for you. I am the main character after all.
Princess: main what ?
Uh that disgusting pig.Always talking nonsense. Good thing that his intelligence is no better than his ugly face. After a few nights he became my little pawn in this game of political power. And after we destroy the last base of demons and enslave them. I'll use the authority of the hero to get the most of the territories that used to belong to demons and turn this kingdom into full matriarchal heaven.
Main Hero: don't worry about it darling I am just about to get ready for our attack. Taking into account that there are no demons left that can put up any resistance it should be a piece of cake.
Meanwhile the army of the Council of kingdoms was gathering right in front of the last demon base. This base was not so big, just a fortress without outer walls. It was square in shape and located in a deep part of a desert canyon. The back of it was touching the wall of the canyon so there was no way to approach it aside from a head on attack. Aside from that this place used to be a nice quiet town where demons used to make families and live their lives. However, when the cruel god decided to grant one of the humans, a so-called hero, powers beyond consideration the human kingdoms made their goal to exterminate the whole demon race. And now the only piece left from the previously brutal demon kingdom was this only fort with low level demons and their general that was wounded. In terms of resources the condition of the fortress was no better, as the constant watch from small groups of knights made it unable for them to leave the canyon and gather water or food.
Finally in the middle of the day the human army was ready for an attack. The sound of horns declared the end of the demon race. The only thing facing them were just a group of low level demons such as goblins, murlocs and with their general a demoness with one horn, in front of them. The first to charge on them was as it is not hard to guess our beloved hero with his princess. They were flying on a tamed dragon as they approached the demon's base.
Princess looking down on the ground: That is your place disgusting plebes. Know that I should always be higher than you all.
My hero, isn't this a little bit dangerous to go first into an attack ? Time to act innocent for a bit
Hero: Nonsense my queen. I am completely sure nothing will.....
You might wonder why the hero didn't finish his sentence.The reason was a tiny pebble which was thrown at such a high speed and force that it made a hole in dragons torso after which pierced through the heart of the hero and finally went through the chin of princess, making her face a mess which at least remotely resembles her real personality. If you looked at the direction from which the pebble came you would now be able to notice a small figure of a regular masculine person standing with one of his legs up and torso leaned close to the ground, his pose was similar to the ones done by professional baseball players after a good throw.
Unknown Person: Boom ! Triple kill babe !
What a turn of events !
How did it turn out this way I wonder ?
To find that out let's just slightly move the time back, let's say for 15 minutes. As we can see, it brought us to a giant construction similar to a fusion of a few cubes. No matter how not reasonable it looked, from the fact that it was in space, it is easy to guess that it was a spaceship. When looking inside we can find ourselves in a pretty messy room with beer cans and snack packs on the ground, mixed with clutches of burned cigarettes. If not the person sleeping on the bed with quite a loud snore, most likely anyone would think that the room was abandoned. As the young man laying on the bed was about to see his 7th dream a phone on the wall started ringing with a loud and quite unpleasant alarm sound.
Unknown person: Shut the ffff...rick up !
As the man got up, seemingly putting a great effort to keep this story family friendly, it was seen that despite his seemingly lazy manner he had a muscular body filled with scars of different sizes and shapes. His head was blessed with short black hair, but what really was distinctive about him was his face. His face was mostly ordinary except the eyes as one of them was closed and had a big scar on it as if a lightning hit it. With slow movements the man finally picked the phone up as a nice but obviously annoyed ladies voice was heard shouting.
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Phone: DRAKEEEEEEEE !!!!!! You overslept again, you have an urgent mission in the A10ZK dimension, the teleport will be ready in 10 minutes.
Drake after a long yawn: what ? Can't group delta do that ? I am sure they have returned from Pandora. I kinda have a headache after drinking so much yesterday
Phone: First of all this mission was planned a week ago and you were notified that it's yours to complete. Second of all group delta is hospitalized after the visit to pandora because SOMEONE overslept again and didn't join them. And finally if you don't come right here, right now I'll publish the videos of how you are hugging your teddy bear Mr. P.......
Drake puts on clothes in panic: WAIT wait wait ! I get it just give me 5 minutes you devil. How the heck did you get that footage anyway ?
Phone: well maybe I don't have access to some parts of military tech but did you forget that I am still the head of the science department. Hacking the ship's security cameras was not hard at all from where I have got the footage.
Drake: Remind me to pay the military tech security a short visit after this
Young man finished his morning routine as fast as he could and rushed out of his room. Well since this chapter is already long enough let's pass to the moment when our actual main character has already reached the lab. Before he could enter we could see a short lady in glasses working on a computer. Her hair pitch black and her eyes as blue as the sea, they were hidden under a pair of nerdy circular glasses which in contrast to expectations were only enhancing her beauty. Her hair was in a tight ponytail behind her back and reached half of it. The calm environment around the girl was soon enough interrupted by a flying door of the lab. Her expression however didn't change one bit as she was used to it. Without even raising her head she spoke.
Science Lady: Drake ? Is that really you ? I am amazed for the first time in your life you actually arrived in 10 minutes as you said.
Drake: Ha Ha very funny, Marie. Is the teleport ready ?
Marie: Can't blame me Drake, you are the one who came late and tried to justify himself by telling a story of bumping into a schoolgirl with a toast in her mouth who fell in love with you last time. You can stand on the platform now.
Drake getting on platform : The worst part is that it's true, I kinda didn't want a love story that will last 5 seasons and consist of idiotically obvious love hints or staged romcom coincidences that were supposed to look like a coincidence . Let me activate MPR from sleep mode.
Marie: 5 what now ? Never mind you always talk nonsense, the only reason I still tolerate it is that you always get your work done. Whenever you bother to show up that is.
Marie turning to a lab assistant: Are the coordinates set ?
Assistant: Yes Miss Marie K. Yuri
Drake takes out a small smartphone like gadget which made a specific sound that stood for turning on. Its blue screen started shining as a little face appeared in it and talked with an unexpectedly manly voice.
MPR: Module of Power Restriction activated, how may I serve you today Master Drake ?
Drake: First of all, delete yesterday's history. Second of all we are visiting a Z tier dimension so start your job.
MPR: As you wish master
As the platform started shining it was covered by a beam of light in which the slowly fading body of the young man could be seen.
Marie: Ah by the way, forgot to tell you. As you are one of the strongest, thus dangerous creatures on the ship all your technology is monitored by me. I hope you know that deleting history won't help.
Drake: SON OF A B.....
A pole of light covered the young man as he slowly faded from the platform he used to stand on. He appeared in the middle of the canyon city which was spoken about in earlier part. His pose and wrinkled face from yelling was unchanged as he continued.
Drake: ....itch.
Only that escaped his mouth as he found himself in a small village as various creatures, goblins, demons etc. surrounded him and stared in awe clearly not expecting a human being standing there.
Drake: uuuhh I...... be..... friend. Me no harm you. Comprende ?
MPR: Sir Drake if I may, these creatures are sentient beings that are capable of fully understanding your speech. However in your case being sentient is not a mandatory condition to understand what you say.
Drake: Sometimes I think I should ask Marie to make you a robotic body
MPR: how kind of you sir, indeed I need a body to increase the range of operations I can complete.
Drake: not for that but rather so you would have a neck I could choke you from
As this heated conversation progressed the demonic inhabitants of this city started moving with lightning speed. From their coordinated movement it was not hard to tell that they were quite used to reacting to unexpected danger such as attacks or the appearance of a human in the model of the city for absolutely no reason.
All of the monsters that were too old or too young to fight were rushing to their hideouts while the ones that could at least wield a weapon surrounded the man. The sharp points of their weapon directed toward the man with clear intention of harm.
Drake: MPR please remind me to file a complaint on the part of science department that is responsible for navigation
MPR: Adding 456th complaint
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Complaint directed to garbage bin.
Drake: son of a B.....
To Be Continued —>