"Thog needs to the the bathroom." -Thog

"Wait untill we reach town, you can hold it." -Tracy

"No.... Thog needs to go now, Can't hold it -Thog

"Ugg... fine, just do your buisness out by that tree." -Tracy

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"Thog! What is taking so long?!?!" -Tracy

"Thog found new pet tracy!" -Thog

"Thog, that is a slime, not a pet! Where did you even get that!" -Tracy

"Thog was out doing Thogs buisness, Thog stopped, Thog's new pet landed on Thog from a tree. Thog named it bubbles." -Thog

"Ugg....... You know what? I dont care anymore, just make sure not to lose it." -Tracy

Thog looked around, and saw Dragon lady, Making strange expressions at Thog.

"Dragon lady! Look at Thogs new pet! Say hi bubbles!" -Thog

"Greatings, my name is.... Bubbles was it? Ghastly name, but to the victor goes the spoils i supose. Pleasure to meet you." -Bubbles

"Great! IT TALKS! Wonderfull.... Why am i still not yet suprised?" -Tracy

"My name is Tabatha, Thog. And while i am still disapointed you cant seem to remember my name, it is good to see you take care of such a weak creature. Soo compasionate! Um... its a pleasure to meet you, bubbles." -Tabatha

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"I would give up on that if i were you, hell it took me over a century just to get him to stop calling me Elf daddy. *Shivers*" -Tracy

"Well, i supose it is nice to meet some compatiots, although it is rather sad that i have ended up in such a condition, at least i have gained a name.... Even if it is..... Bubbles.... Just saying the name sends shivers down my core, a learned gentalman called Bubbles." -Bubbles

The slime sagged a bit, while being firmly held by the core by Thog

"Well, for what it is worth, i am sorry, even if you did try to eat Thog. Well, bigger creatures have tried, this dragon in front of you for example." -Tracy

The slime imidaitly perks up and shivers in excitment

"A dragon you say! Such a majestic and powerfull lies before me? Where?!?! I simply adore such worthy researh material! Imagine what i could learn by simply observing such! ......Also, i did not wish to eat Thog, perhaps other slimes would debase themselves to such a level, but i would never eat a sentient creature. He had urinated on the tree i was sleeping on, and for some reason his unine corroded the tree causing it to fall, and sending me from my nice sleeping spot, strait on to my captor." -Bubbles

"Um, i am the dragon, and Majestic, and powerfull?!?! You must have quite refined taste sir, once again, my name is Tabatha, its a pleasure to make your aquantience!" -Tabatha

"*Gasp!* A dragon who can take a humanoid form! Wonderous! Astounding! Simply fantastic!" -Bubbles

"Um... i hate to intrude, but if we dont start heading into town now, im afraid Thog's slim patience will wear off, he looks as if he can no longer contain himself from speeking..." -Tracy

Thog seems to be twitching, while grinning fiercly at the slime

"Perhaps you are right, and i have never been inside a civilised town before, Let us be off.... also, could you release my core kind sir, its quite painfull to be held in my most sensitive location." -Bubbles

"Thog will let go! Lets go! Thog needs to see Thog's babies!" -Thog

Thog releases the slime, and starts running twords the town

"Thog has children! Who is the mother?!?! Why have i not heard of this!" -Tabatha

"We dont have time for this! Thog is getting away, also he is not the father. They are Thog's pets that he decided to formaly adopt. After him!" -Tracy

"Fine, i will take your word for it, but i require an explanation when we get back!" -Tabatha

"FINE, JUST RUN!" -Tracy

......"I could make a run for it, but my researchers blood is boiling at having such amazing research material, fine. illl follow, it should be intresting at least.... I better hurry, curse my lack of legs!" -Bubbles