In a world of pure imagination, in one particular shack amongst dozens that littered the outcropping, a commotion was brewing. The sun had entered the horizon creating a blissful, serene, and peaceful atmosphere. The miracle of life was taking place as of now and was a joyous spectacle indeed.

"FUUUUUUCK!!!!"

Well, not so joyous for the one giving birth at least. In the flimsy and meager cot, three people had gathered. Two men, one offering words of encouragement while another having the time of his life.

"Honey stop screaming, he's too scared to come out."

"Mr. Clyde you should take this more seriously you're becoming a father and your wife needs all the support she can get."

"Yeah listen to him-MORE!!"

"Don't worry she likes it when I do this."

"AS IF!!!" x2

...

'How long can they keep bickering for? Am I gonna be raised in an unstable household? Is my dad even sane? At least from looks of their argument I'm a boy still which is a plus'

You'd think that he'd be confused and questioning everything that happened so far, but the conversation had drawn him in immediately. It was almost comical to think that the first words he heard at the start of his journey were a mix of curses and slurs at the top of a person's lungs.

...

His birth had finally arrived...

An event that would mark the beginning of a new era...

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A momentous occasion that would change the very future of the world!!!

At least it would've been a momentous occasion if everyone present hadn't forgotten him...

'Hey wait a minute I just fell out of your womb couldn't you at least spare me a glance! I already feel abused! They've been at it for over half an hour!'

C'mon how is it that everyone is so oblivious to my birth! Am I not important? Maybe everyone here is crazy. I pondered on how stupid these people could be while trying to stifle my emotions which didn't work.

"Uwah"

Yeah, hardy har har I cried so what I'm a baby, unsurprisingly I have an overwhelmingly high urge to cry much to my discretion. At least it seems to have attracted attention from dad.

"Huh? Look, Anna, there's a baby on the ground."

"What? Oh my god you, idiot, you made me miss the birth of my own child!"

"Your child! His mine too!"

"Gosh, you are both idiots!"

"Look who's talking. You're a doctor so you should've paid more attention" x2

"Look that's not important I have to do the necessary procedures for your son's well-being."

'He's definitely trying to change the subject. Well not that that matters anyway they're all nutjobs!'

But that didn't matter presently because all the events had finally all caught up to him.

'What about my old parents? Have I just reincarnated? What is this world? Where am I?'

All this built up too much stress for his little body couldn't handle.

"REEEEEEEE" he wailed.

And then he flatlined.

Just kidding he just fell asleep like most babies do though he did make a disgusting screech before he went out. It silenced the whole room... well mostly Jackson could bearly hold in the giggles.

"The hell was that?"

"Maybe you scared him with your atrocious voice?

"Mr. Clyde if you ever have any relationship problems you can meet me out at Merlin's, I'm out I wanna escape this clusterfuck before it gets worse. Just remember to feed the baby and not throw it."

"Awww, just once?"

"No" x2

...

Doctor irrelevantface as we now call him left the scene in graceful strides after tending to their new baby, which ended in a dash once screaming started to occur behind him. This is the beginning of a great tale of massive proportions or something I guess. Our hero's first day in the world of pure imagination.