A young man lay in bed in a dark room looking at the ceiling having just woken up.

“My eyes hurt, I should drink more water,” he said while starting to sit on his bed, rubbing his eyes and preparing to take a leak.

Just as he was about to get up from bed a blue screen blocked his vision

Hey uh..how do I say this..ok I am a God and all that jazz

now that's over let me tell you what's up. this universe it's protected by this little bitch that didn't want to have sex with me even after thousands of years of trying.

so fuck her.

I just gave you a unique power in your universe and since I know you are a crazy motherfucker I expect you to go, full psycho.

that's it have fun, you strange little man

"what?.."

System unlocked

...analyzing your feats...

You gained a title

Psychopath

You have some issues.

-50% fear in dangerous situations

People will find you more charming

You feel no empathy

God Alastor from a different universe has personally given you a title

Crazy motherfucker

This is an apt description of your personality. I mean that.

+30 stat points

level: 0

name: William Graff

strength: 0.9

vitality 0.5

dexterity 0.8

intelligence 2.5

wisdom 4.6  

30 points to allocate.

He looked at the different screens, taking a couple of seconds to react.

Then he pinched his left hand hard but he didn't wake up or anything 

Afterward, without a sound, he opened his status screen again and allocated one point in strength.

his 1.9  strength got rounded up to 2. Then suddenly he felt a rush of pain through his body, his muscles extended and retracted for about a minute, making him suffer in silence since his throat was also contracting and expanding, and that tends to make complaining kinda hard.

Finally, after 2 whole minutes of torment, the pain stopped. he was still sitting in bed when he restored consciousness. but sweat and a bad smell permeated his body, he was panting but he still had it in him to look at his body.

He found that he was no longer a ‘skinny bitch’ as his university classmates would kindly call him every day. His body now was fit and slightly muscular.

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“Oh fuck..oh fuck oh fuck!”

Then his eyes widened and his heartbeat increased while he said

“AWESOME!  FUCK YEAH! OH GOD, THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!”

He jumped on his bed like a little child who just got a ps4 for Christmas for a whole 3 minutes before he managed to calm down

Even still he was jittery and his heart threatened to jump out of his body. He opened his status screen to check it again and tried to get some sort of information pulled up on the stats or anything really.

he tried saying all types of words such as  ‘Information on strength’ ‘help’ but nothing worked.

“Common asshole don't just drop this shit on me and leave me stranded, give me something to work with”

Ok ok motherfucker calm down

1 is an average person in physical terms and 2 is average in intelligence do your own calculations for what that amounts.

now stop being annoying and don't bother me

“Ok ok, so that means 2 in intelligence is about 100 IQ and 1 in strength is about being able to lift 70 to 90 Kg, as for the other ones I have no fucking clue.”

“Meaning that..” he moved towards the bed again and searched for his phone, pulling up google and the world record for lifting

“So at about 7 strength I should be the strongest person in the world, and at about 10 I would be superhuman? Awesome”

“Now for intelligence..” he searched in google the smartest person that ever existed

“So, at about 6 I would be the smartest ever” he had a smile on his face that was wide and creepy

“Hahahahahahah” he laughed way more than he should. so much so that he stopped himself before his neighbors called the police on him. Again.

He looked at his status and started thinking. “I imagine that to level up i need to kill monsters, but since there are no monsters in this world, that means I need to kill people to do so. Meaning this 29 points that I have right now are extremely important since they are my capital to get enough strength to kill people."

That being said." he moved his hand towards his status screen

"The best stat to have right now is this one.” he started putting one by one his points in intelligence.

He felt his head mildly and his vision go blurry. his senses sharpen as his mind goes into overdrive, like if he had OD in nootropics or some shit. His mind started to get better and better, ideas of all kind started pópping up in his mind, everything he has ever experienced he could remember completely and associate it perfectly, basically it is as if he had taken that drug from the movie Limitless. But his intelligence was slowly getting even higher.

7

8

9

10.

You have reached the limit for a monkey’s brain capacity for conscience.

You have been granted the title

the smartest guy in the room

you think faster by 50%

To go further on your path you need to upgrade your body to a higher tier.

Afterwards, the intelligence button got blocked and he could not put any more points in it.

“Fuck.”

 “even though I feel like I am jacked up on crack or something it still sucks that I can't be even smarter and since I don't know how to upgrade my body then I cant actually get past 10"

He still had 22 points felt, so he poured eight points into strength really fast, before the pain hit him. He got to 10 and it got blocked again, that's when the pain hit him.

“Oh god fucking dammit, this is even worse now, and since my senses are way better now, I feel everything more than I did before, not only that but I can't even pass out"

After about 10 minutes the pain ceased, and he looked at his body, ignoring the blue screens for the moment.

His body looked like that of an Olympic medalist below all the sweat and grime that is. but as he moved, he sensed the explosive strength that lies within him he then looked at the blue screen

You have reached the limit for an idiot's body in physical strength.

You have been given a title

Do you even lift bro?

+100% muscle density

Double effects of strength

To go further on your path you need to upgrade your body to a higher tier.

He looked at the screen for a second before dismissing it, a little pissed by having limits.

and then he started putting points again, this time in vitality, all the way to 10

You have reached the limit for a retard's body in terms of health and endurance

You have been granted a title

Ancient mammal

Your lifespan has doubled.

You are immune to normal disease

You no longer need to sleep

“upgrading vitality feels really weird, it's like my organs are better or something. My heart now beats like a drum.”

He put the rest in dexterity.

level: 0

name: William Graff

strength: 10

vitality 10

dexterity 6

intelligence 10

wisdom 4.6  

30 points to allocate.

Now dexterity feels really weird, it feels as though I can move my body way better than before, and my reaction to anything is way higher, 6 is indeed monster  level in human standards.”

“Also, fuck you screen stop annoying me,” he said out loud.

your universe God Niela has personally given you a title

The hidden stat luck is now available

'Fuck you'

Luck has been reduced and locked to 0

William was dumbfounded, he wanted to say something, but he just shut his mouth in fear that he would be getting an even  worst deal

‘fuck..’ he thought this time not out loud like a weirdo.