“Welcome, to Rozza De Revaria Mansion!” Inside a giant mansion that we’re in, there stand a men who was arrogantly smoking using a pipe while wearing Sherlock Holmes costume with this meek look on his eyes says “I welcomed thee, Miss Min Hye Yoon.” and bowed his head humbly toward Hye Yoon.

“Hmph!” Hye Yoon only replied with a pout

.

“Oh my maiden, why do ye look so sorrow? Like a caged bird behind a metal bars, like a wife who got her husband trampled over by a car… What is the cause, which had saddened thy eyes?”

As always this guy is filled with drama, even though he is a part of the theater club. He doesn’t have to bring his club activities here.

Then he looked at me, walking in circle around me he said “Is it thy, who had fazed her?”

“Trashy brother of mine, can you not see how troubled is my prince with you deviant presence circling around him?”

“How blasphemous of you my little sister Eun Ye, have ye yet to realize that I only intend to greet our dear guess here?”

That is so different from my point of view though Doon Gun—

Eun Ye was wearing a red china dress that was revealing her nice curves.

“How fancy to be seeing you here, my prince, my knight in shining armor...” She smiled, and placed the paper fan on her hold over her looks leaving only her eyes and hair visible.

“Yeah, nice to meet you too, Eun Ye...” I replied short.

“Eun—Ye…?” Hye Yoon stomp hard on my foot, and I screamed

“Ouch!” in reflex. “What did you do that for?” I said.

“Hmph! Nothing in particularly…”

“And you,” Eun Ye said, looking at Hye Yoon. “As crude as ever I see, little princess…” She said, sarcastically. Those eyes of her were shining in red light staring at Hye Yoon. “How I wonder what, have you done to my knight in shining armor for him to become your slave?”

No, no, no—. Eun Ye, I am not by any mean, is her slave. I’m her childhood friend. This story is about a childhood friend not about a slave or manservant.

“Hmph! Why would I have this idiot as my slave?” She replied.

U—wa… she just call me an idiot casually, now I really feel like I’m an idiot.

“Then can I become ye slave?!”

Don Gun! Why do you look so happy about becoming her slave?! And why do you looks like a dog with its tongue stick out and wigging its tail waiting to be pat? You want to be her manservant that much! You… don’t you just go and casually place Hye Yoon foot on your head while you bow down to her.

“Kyaa!” Hye Yoon screamed.

I know this is wrong to say on this situation but, your voice is just too damn cute. Without warning, Hye Yoon relentlessly stomp her foot on Don Gun head.

“Ah more… more… place thy queen foot on this filthy head of mine. More… More… More… Do it harder, and harsher. Do it passionately…”

Upon hearing Don Gun indecent moan and cry, Hye Yoon stomping become more and more violent. The satisfied reaction that Don Gun had on his look just now, is most definitely the looks of a Masochist.

“Die! Die! Die! Die!” Hye Yoon said.

“Oh Yes! Oh Yes! Oh Yes! This feeling is better than a massage; this sensation is more addictive than the drugs...Oh Yes! Oh Yes! Oh Yes! This is it, this is it. This is the pleasure which I had sought in this forsaken land. This is, this is… THIS IS”

Hye Yoon stomp on the floor hard, Don Gun was thrown to the air from the impact of the shockwave that was

created by Hye Yoon stomp. While Don Gun in the mid-air, Hye Yoon focused all her energy on her right leg, well aimed like Captain Tsubasa, inhuman strength like Son Goku, fast like Kobayakawa Sena. Hye Yoon released all the accumulated power inside her right legs and aim straight for Dong Gun crotch and

« BAM»

“UNIVERSE…!” Don Gun screams echoed in the depth of our soul.

“Bae Dong Gune has died and gone to heaven… I pray for his soul, amen.”

“You don’t just go off and kill off people on your whim! He’s still alive!” A little bit hoarse and yet manly voice greeted me.

“Yoo Ji, so you’re here…” I said.

“Been here since the beginning… it’s you guys that had been ignoring me since.” He added. On his left side, a maid of the Bae family is present.

Don Gun was wearing a school uniform, and has a hairstyle that was copied from those K-Pop artists. On his side, Victoria is presence. With the height only 152 centimeters, she had a petit body that looked like a small girl rather than a lady at the age of 24, speaking of which. Victoria wears a black maid outfit.

“As expected from Lady Hye Yoon, her kick sure is powerful.” Said Don Gun, while he wiping off the nosebleed on his face. It's amazing how he could stay alive from an attack like that. “But a kick on that level is not enough to kill me.” He continued.

“Then, shall I finish this pathetic excuse of a human for once and for all Mil Lady?” Victoria, the head maid for the Bae Household speaks up and looked at Eun Ye with her gesture saying that; ‘Let me kill him! Let me kill him! Let me kill him!’

“Do what you wish.” Eun Ye replied.

“Well then, please excuse me.” Victoria added while bowing deeply.

Victoria holds out her hand to Don Gun, and Don Gun took it. Little did he know, the hand that he took are no other than the hand of a tigress that waiting for its prey. He then was dragged into the deep corner of the dark side, and was cleaned off.

All of us could hear a grieving shriek that originates from Don Gun. His shriek is filled with anguish and agony. After a minute, the intense shriek of intense grieving sound is no more. Victoria came back, dragging Don Gun who seems to be half-dead on her hold.

She then came close to Esmeralda, and said

“I have finished my work Mil Lady.”

“I’m pleased.”

Yoo Ji looked at me, giving me a gesture that saying “You see that? That is the power of a maid.”

“Victoria the combat maid…” Seira whispered to my ears.  

“Your family sure has many weirdoes, Seira.” I looked at her with a pitying eye.

“You don’t have to say it with that kind of look Yoon Jae.” She replied and let out a forced awkward smile.

“Incidentally my little sister Seira,” Eun Ye said, “You have yet to tell us the reason for you to call me over.” She added.

“Yeah, I had been wondering the same thing too, and that might be the same with our little princess here.” Yoo Ji said, looking at Hye Yoon. On the other hand, Hye Yoon only pouts and said nothing other than,

“Hmph!”

I cannot say anything other than thinking that she had a very limited vocabulary, other than abusive words and her pouting.

“About that matter,” Seira speaks up, “I actually thinking about going to the beach. For I felt it has been a long time since the last time I had step afoot on the sands.” She added.

“Beach huh?” Yoo Ji frowned.

“Yes.” Seira answered short.

Upon hearing the word beach, I hoped Hye Yoon mood could get better. Instead, she has this sour look painted on her face.

“Is something wrong?” I asked Hye Yoon.

“It’s nothing!” She answered with a stern tone.

“Mil Lady Seira, may I request you the permission to give my opinion?” Victoria said, while bowing down her head in maid-like manner.

“Yes, please do.” Replied Seira, our attention then shifted to where Victoria is.

This tale has been pilfered from Royal Road. If found on Amazon, kindly file a report.

“If we were to talk about the beach, we will think about the sea. If we think about the sea, swimsuit will come to our mind.”

True story!

“Talk about swimsuit, in this day and age. Swimsuit has become rather daring and quite exposing. Woman starts to wear nothing other than their panties and bras. While showing their body flashily, men are all wolves, and they are sure to be flocking around them. Pictures being taken, wolves flirt around. I mean, men flirt around. Young and frail maiden like you are sure to be aimed by the wolves.”

So you are saying that all men are wolves didn’t you?! I’m not a wolf, well I do interested and have been looking forward to their swimsuit figure but it doesn’t mean that I am a wolf.

“Besides my Lady,” Victoria continued, “summer has long ended, and autumn has come. The heat is no longer devastating like before. Plus autumn has come,”

You don’t have to say that autumn has come twice there; I can already guess where this talk is heading to.

“And I think that it is not appropriate for the young lady of the Bae family to be playing around with sand at this age.”

“I see… You do have a point there.” Seira replied.

“Then what is it that you’re trying to say, Victoria?” Eun Ye asked.

“Talking about autumn,” Victoria said,

So you’re back talking about autumn again? Just how much do you like this autumn season anyway?!

“The mountains must first come to our mind. In the mountain there is a lot of interesting thing that we could do, like exploring, adventuring, finding mushroom, bird watching, finding mushroom, playing with wild animals, finding

mushroom, discovering and exploring an unexplored cave, finding mushroom, camping, finding mushroom, and all sorts of things.”

So in the end you just want to find mushrooms don’t you!

Before you said about how men are all wolves, but don’t you realize that in the mountain there is a lot more of those wolves that even more vicious than men? And don’t you know that it is a common sense that unexplored cave is a thousand times more dangerous than the men you called wolves?!

I looked at Hye Yoon; her expression has turned a thousand times sourer than before. She looks like she just ate a whole bucket of lime.

“Your opinion is interesting indeed. Mountains, how many years has it been since the last time I gone to one.”

“It has been 4 years, 3 month, 1 day, 12 hours and 46 second sharp, if we are to leave and head straight to the mountain using our personal jet, we can save time and reach there a lot faster. Thus only adding up to being 4 years, 3 month, 1 day, 13 hours and 12 second sharp…”

“….” I was speechless.

“Wait, I lost count here.” Yoo Ji said, moving his finger one by one trying to calculate how long exactly the 4 years, 3 month, 1 day, 12 hours and 46 second. “Does it include leap year?”

“Yoo Ji, you actually count that?” I said.

“W—wait, isn’t normally in this situation we calculate the times and said ‘oh I see’ to her?”

“No we don’t.” I replied short, because I would be a fool if I were ever trying to do that.

“And back to our topic, do all of you want to go to the mountain? Or the beach?” asked Seira.

“One vote for the mushrooms, I mean mountain.” Victoria said, confidently.

“Two votes for the mountain.” Eun Ye said.

“Come on manservant, say something too.” Victoria said, referring to Don Gun who looks like he needs an emergency kit.

“I— I —I vote for mount… ains..”

“Three votes for the mountain.” Said Seira, looking at us she said, “Anymore votes for mountain?”

What should I do? If I were to say beach then I’ll surely be labeled as a wolves, and if I choose mountain then Hye Yoon would not be able to play with sands.

“I choose mountain.” Yoo Ji said, nonchalantly.

Yoo Ji choose mountains, I bet he too don’t want to be labeled as wolfs.

“Well then, I think I choose mountain too.” I said, well it can’t be helped right? It’s four over two, even if I were to choose beach… We’d still be going to the mountain, since the majority wins.

I look at Hye Yoon, her eyes are practically dead. The shine on her looks is no more, sadden by the fact that we’re going to the mountain rather than the beach. She falls to her knees.

“Mountains...!” Hye Yoon said with her trembling voice.

“If it is not into your liking, then you should bug off. Little princess.” Eun Yes aid with her eyes becoming a lot meaner than before.  

“Big Sis Esmeralda, I don’t think…” Seira paused, sounding hesitant herself. “… Do you want to go to the mountain, Hye Yoon?” she added, changing the subject. She probably forgot the real reason why does she assemble us here for.

Hye Yoon said nothing; she only stares at the floor with her feelings painted with despair. It might be my imagination, but I think I heard her murmurs about wanting to be alone.

“Hye Yoon you don’t have to force yourself. I know that you’re bad with mountains.”

“I—I don’t…” She replied. Though she said that, her voice trembles… Hye Yoon has been bad with the nature since little. There was an incident where we were little, we got lost into the wild… when we were just taking a little walk. The incident before has become a dark memory for her, because she almost died there. “I…” she paused, “I’ll go.”

“Hye Yoon…” Seira said,  

“Like hell I’m going to let you all hog the fun.” Hye Yoon braced herself up, and forged a smile on her face. “Let us go, to the mountain.” She added.

“Are you sure about this?” I asked.

“Em—.” She nodded, “Besides, if there is anything to happens to me. I know that you’ll always be there.” She said smiling.

Da-damn. That smile though, why do you have to be so cute!

“Yeah, I will always do my best to protect you. Let it be the bear, the wolves or the tiger. Or let it all come, you will never be hurt.” I said, giving her a reassuring smile. I was looking forward for their swimsuit figure, but after seeing her smile. Doing things out of planning is kind of good too.

Silence was bestowed upon us. I could see that they were all looking at me. Seira both of Seira and Eun Ye blushed. Yoo Ji was looking to his left and right while whistling a rhythm that is unknown to me, while Victoria looking dumbfounded saying, “Eh, what? What happened?”

“My prince, never did I thought you would ever say those line to any other girl than me…”

“Eh?” I said.

“I— I— …” Seira voice was shaking, her face was as red as the molten lave. She grip her fist tightly and screamed “Please protect me too!” to her throat,

“Y—yeah.” I replied, now this is awkward.

“You just have to take all the girls for your own don’t you, Yoon Jae?” Yoo Ji said looking at me with his unsatisfied eyes.

“Say what…?”

“You just raised a love flags.”

“What do you mean by that?” I asked.

“Universe…” - Don Gun.

“May I kill this human-trash Mil Lady Esmeralda?”

“Yes please do, Victoria.”

“GYAAA…!” again Don Gun screams echoed in my very soul. Dang that must be hurt.

And the day ends with us, discussing about our trip to the mountain for the day after tomorrow.

This is not a Harem.