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There is no system on earth, so what , i just created it, BTW I am a Tree
Chapter 1 -death , taxes and monsteres, not necessarily in that order

Chapter 1 -death , taxes and monsteres, not necessarily in that order

Hello, there, I am Steve, and let me tell you my story as a goddess almighty knowing all covering all beautifully Tree.

well maybe I got carried away, but so what, no body going to refute that.

what did you say?!?!?

you are going to refute that?

then sorry no system for you pall;-D.

what you say is sorry, no no no, it is all already too late, and you know what no system for your dimension too.

now you know not to mess with a future diety...

so where were we...

right how it all began, well it did start with a slime attacking me while I was sleeping.

That fellow suffocated me to death, which I must say is not a comfortable feeling...

so now we have two of the three monsters and death, what about taxes you have asked me?!?!?

well, that is going to be a little later, hey I am just diety I, I can't write this book in an instant...

what are you mocking me...

no monsters in your dimensions either...

Haven't we decided not to mess with a diety...

right where were we, right death and monsters, so I died, a miserable death for a deity must I say...

but that doesn't matter because I don't care about your mocking any. more :)

so, what next you might ask?

well let me tell you, it's nothing and then you are a tree, a big tree right in the middle of a refugee camp...

where, I don't know, but the language is English, that I do know :)

what a relief, but now what?

a day passed and nothing...

nightfall, sunrise, so I decided to start what every good plant should do, photosynthesis.

converting energy water and co2 int suger and o2, except I don't know how to do it...

so instead of creating suger, I created this warm good feeling, not knowing what it is I called it essence.

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not a good name?!?!?

don't care, now I will not give you eternal life...

you gotta work hard on that genetic engineering if you want that :)

so now I am stuck with essence and o2, like any good old tree I released the o2. and kept the essence, what I am a tree I have got to eat...

so I ate, I felt this warm energy fill my stomach, now I am full...

so I started to create more essence, but not knowing how much essence I had, I decided to think really hard,

and I meant really hard as hard as a tree could think and even better.

and then I felt hunger, all-consuming hunger

essence 0

i had no time to think about this blue box, all i could think of is photo essence thesis

essence 0.01

now eat it.

essence 0(0.01)

I felt this warm feeling again, and the hunger is gone and I am full, and now I will forget those blue boxes and start my photo essence thesis....

just kidding, I am dumbfounded, did I have just created a system?!?!

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