In the vast ranges of Mt.Chode there were three sweaty 17 year old boy panting heavily. The first boy could only be described as a hunky vampire. If his pale skin and his blazing red hair didn’t make Bella swan moan, then his rather solid 6 foot 2 frame would. This generous hunk of man meat did have a name though, and that name was Steve Trooper!
But let's not get distracted by the dream boat and move on to his friendly squirrel on cocaine. This twitchy twig of a man goes by the name Leeroy Jenkins. And much like his name sake is a reckless fool who would sooner get you into trouble then out of it. (Note please don’t ever give this man a knife~!)
Then we get to the final dipshit of this merry band of misfits. This lean mean tinkering machine was our resident ‘Artist’, if you couldn't tell from his ink stained pants and singed shirt. His pale brown skin defying the time he spent in the forge bending metal. This Moca Man’s name was Ken… (Hold on i need to check if I’m reading this right… Pft~!) His name is muther fucking Ken Shiro.
Now I know what you’re thinking dear reader~!
Why would these three dashing (HA!) young men be in the middle of a heavily forested mountain range~?
That dear reader is a good question, why don't we listen in on there argument and find out~!
“Hey Leeroy! Would you please remind me why dragged us into to the mountain?” Steve asked impatiently.
“I don’t know Steve~!” Leeroy shouted back! “I was just getting restless in that concrete prison.”
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“Really?! So you got us lost in the forest because you needed a breath of fresh air?!” Steve shouted, clearly mad.
“Are you saying you like school Steve?” Ken asked incredulously.
“Well do you like being lost on a mountain, Kenny?” Steve said impatiently.
“Fuck no~!” Ken replied sharply. “I miss the sweet embrace of air conditioning as much as you! But between this hell hike and listening to Mr.Fister drone on about calculus then I’ll walk~!”
“Ok then~! Let’s go to my place then, my parents wont even bat an eye!” Steve says sharply.
“I second this motion.” Ken replied cheerily.
“Great then we’ll get going!” Steve said as he turned around to head home.
“Don’t I get a say in this?” Leeroy asked dumbly.
“Sorry Blondie majority rules!”Steve said as he gave Leeroy a slap to the back of the head.
“But I wanted to go and see the bear~!” Leeroy said earning himself another slap from Steve.
“And this is why your opinions are so often ignored.” Steve said bluntly. “I mean the last time we did something you wanted to do we ended up in the sl-!”
“HEY GUYS~!” Ken shouted cutting off the last of Steve’s sentence. “I feel a disturbance in the force~!”
“Really?” Steve asked incredulously. “Are you going to use that old star wars line for no reason? You can’t quote the jedi in vain man~, if you do then you're going to jinx your se-!”
*DING*
Congratulations
Your World Has Been Awoken
(You can’t really be ending it here right?)'
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(Oh Dear God he did~!)