I'm sorry... But I cannot understate how much better I am then everyone else. No hard feelings?
I get it. You're probably wondering: Who is that incredibly smart and talented and awesome and cool narcissistic fuck? Why does she think she's so much better?
Because I am...Duh.
And perfection herself is currently packing her bags.
-Biker-jacket with inbuilt elbow-guards : Check ✓
-Sword I commissioned: Sadly couldn't get it in time ╳
-Weird Intricate Rune from my dreams I painstakingly Carved Into a piece of Marble: Check ✓
-Water bottle: Check ✓
-Aluminium baseball-bat to replace the sword: Check ✓
I am prepping for the apocalypse.
You see. I dream of people dying... and sometimes people living! and sometimes, I dream of Lottery numbers. Which coincidentally are the winning numbers... 8 times... As I was younger I thought I had a mental illness. Getting these "Visions" is not considered "normal". But you see, I was a very smart kid! and I knew that something like that is gonna get me put into a mental asylum and we couldn't have that, no no. So I just didn't mention them to anyone! Much smart! Until one day, I dreamed of my neighbor dying. Lo and behold: He died exactly how I saw it. Yikes, that was not healthy for my young feeble mind. I realized then, that I was special. So I tried preventing as many tragedies as I could. A little stalling for time here. A little prank there. You would be surprised how much influence 1 second can have. It goes from Car crash, to having to stop for a garbage truck we would have avoided if we were just 1 second faster.
These Visions seem to show my important moments in my Life. People dying. Me winning the Lottery. National tragedy's. You get the shtick. But this one Vision, I've seen 231 times. Sometimes It goes on for 1 second. Sometimes for 3. But every time, I would see a glowing box saying:
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[Congratulations Beings of Earth!]
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[You have earned the privilege to integrated into the ■̴͉̀͛̓̃■̸̣̤̏̉■̴͕̹̭́̀͌■̶̬͊̂̚■̴̟̯̩̊̐■̸̝̘͋■̶̢͓̦̞̈́̿̒̚■̴̯̳͎̈́̐■̵͚̮̄]
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When this Text appeared I was chillaxing in my room. Watching shit on my computer. Trying to find something to entertain myself with. Which was lucky. Because I could easily see the date. 23.09.2022 03:27 o'clock. Which is basically now.
But thanks to the visions I am prepared. I had my Marble Rock! My Visions of this Carved Rune number 111 times and most of the time I saw myself in cosplay, pointing at it. Sometimes with giant glowing arrows like a fucking clickbait video. So I decided to carve it. I came up with it on my own! I didn't do it because I got pressured into it by my future self! I swear!
and so I am sitting here, counting down the seconds
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Man this takes forever...
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[Congratulations Beings of Earth!]
[You have been found by The "System"]
[You have earned the privilege to integrated into the "World of Worlds"]
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and there I stood. In a white void. From one second to the next I just appeared there and almost instantly I felt my body heat up. As if someone ignited my blood. My eyes felt like someone stabbed them with a burning needle, with blurry eyes I could make out the outline of the box again. I started seeing everything doubly. Feeling something well up.
What a piss pour timing for a vision.
As my sight returned I stood face to face with myself, she...I? was in cosplay again, Surrounded by innumerous clocks and other time telling devices.
The first word I heard from her were: "Sup Bitch."