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With his mind going blank, his eyes opened in the body of Mon Que Sera (or Sera as he'll be referred to from now on).

His eyes widened as he found himself facing stars, thousands if not millions of tiny pin points in the sky.

"Is that a planet?"

And in the sky, there was a giant sphere similar to that of earth....Sera could only guess at it's size, but she could feel a strange pull emanating from it.

Sighing, She breathed in the cool night air....but wait...she pressed the spot where her nose should of been and felt nothing, but she can still feel the air...going in her....face? She pressed her hands against her face and suddenly she had a harder time breathing, and after focusing a bit, she realized that there were tiny little pores in her face where air would flow in.

'This is so gross.'

It was only then that Sera found herself amazed at her surroundings,, as far as her eyes could see, there was glowing blue grass, with shining violet butterflies sprinkling shadows all around. It would've been a beautiful sight, capable of moving anyone, but there was only one problem.

Sera's lips quivered...."WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"

Aside from grass and butterflies there was absolutely nothing in sight. No starting city, no NPCs, not even a tutorial session. But wait, Sera remembered that this was an rpg.

"INVENTORY!"

Nothing happened.

"STATUS WINDOW!"

Nothing happened.

"LOG OUT!'

Do you wish to log out? Y/N

"Oh so at least that works" She grumbled as she tapped the "N" option.

Nyxramas had an unmovable policy of not revealing any information on their game. In fact, the entire company seemed like a bunch of incompetent assholes. Sera could just imagine  those developers and upper business men laughing away while swilling their craft beer as players struggled to even do anything in this so called "game of the century".

'Those arrogant bastards!'

Calming down, Sera decided to look at herself. It was surreal being in a tiny blue body, she could even feel her ears dangling off her head....Like any ordinary guy in real life, Sera was tempted to squeeze her breasts....and why the fuck not! Sera copped a feel...on herself, and was sorely dissapointed, it felt exactly like his own chest(squishy cuz manboobs), any excitation he had was lost.....Not that he would touch his own breasts, but he did know the sensation.....

'Oi narrator, what the fuck!"

Anyways, she also noticed that she was wearing a tunic and trousers that appeared to have been cut from a burlap sack, which wasn't the most comfortable feeling, but tied to her pants was a leather bag, and at the sight of this Sera got excited.

'Maybe there will be a tutorial to this goddamn game!'

Untying the sack, she upended the contents to find

Purple CarrotType:VegetableDurability:1/1Quality:2It's a carrot, dumbass.

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Sera breathed in heavily as her dark blue face somehow turned a bright purple.

What occurred next was language so foul, that if it were described here, the author of this story would probably be banned.

After she blew off some steam, she put her carrots back in her bag and decided that she finally had to get a move on.

'How dare they mock me, I'll kill all of you' Sera's ears drooped in contempt.

Unbeknownst to Sera, the majority of players had actually spawned in settlements with NPCs to teach them the basics of the game.

At the mean time, Sera decided to go find her friend, the Phantom Idiot....but alas, where would she begin to look in these

plains of never ending grass. It was then she noticed that the sun was beginning to come up, and at  the first ray of light, all the butterflies around her started to fly in the same direction. Knowing a sign when she saw one, she followed.

"Holy crap, this is hard!"

For 30 minutes, Sera had been walking through the plains, and she was having a hard time keeping  pace. Not being the fittest person in real life, Sera was sweating up a storm as every muscle screamed in protest.

Wow....It's actually pretty sad if you think about it.

'Fuck VR, if this is what it does to me, then I don't want it.

Her stomach started grumbling and she felt a sharp pain in her gut as the hunger pangs started pulsating from within.

She really didn't want to give in to these assholes who tried to make her a Bugs Bunny wannabe, but it was really too much, she took a carrot out of her pouch and started gnawing on it.

'Bleh tastes like wood' But even so, the pain slowly dissapeared and she kept on trucking.

'I hope I don't get hungry again soon, I only have another one of those'

But fortunately for Sera, the butterflies finally reached their destination. It was a hole.....A GIANT FUCKING HOLE, that went straight into the ground. It was darker than it should've been in the hole, so dark that she couldn't even see past 1 meter. As Sera watched the butterflies descend, she was assaulted by a blast of heat accompanied by the most nauseating smell she had ever smelt. It was like a combination of cat piss and warm garbage, with maybe a hint of orange spice.

'Yeah, I'm not going in there.'

But just as Sera was about to leave, she heard something that filler her with exasperation.

"KUHIHIHIHIHIHI DIE, DAMN YOU DIE! BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN!"

The laugh seemed out of place, but she recognized that voice anywhere. In fact....Sera seriously did not want to go down into the hole, and as she was contemplating whether or not she should go, the perverse laughter never stopped, accompanied by a variety of sounds....that seemed suspiciously like those star wars laser beam things.

"Ahh what the heck." It wasn't as if Sera had anywhere else to go. Steeling herself/ Holding her breath, she jumped into the deep dark dank unknown.

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