This is where this story begins.
Just like you read in books and in anime where the protagonist is in an unfortunate situation and dies, but for me I died from choking on my saliva.
A-bit of the back story of how this came to be. I am a 30 year old male who works in health care with a family with two little children, whilst on the way home from work I walked into a bar waiting for my ride to arrive. Football was on tv some local team and a European team. As I sat drinking my pint of beer a sudden shove came across my back that made me gasp with a mouth full, as I turned around a elderly woman apologised for walking into me, it seemed like she’d had been drinking, she was so apologetic, I said “there was no need, accidents happen” and she went on her merry way. Then as I finished my drink my ride had arrived, on the way home I was reading an article about how life can change on a whim. I don’t die here sorry for boring you.
At home as I walk through the door I’m greeted by 2 pairs of happy feet running down the hallway shouting and laughing, as they were being chased by the love of my life and then I was mugged with everyone’s affection. After I said hello I got asked by the two girls “what’s for tea?”. I went to the kitchen to start cooking something for dinner as I was cooking, it made me hungrier and hungrier from the smells as I swallowed my saliva my dog ran in and jump up and hit me square in the balls as I went to the floor it went dark, well what a way to die shot to the balls and drowning on my own spit jeez.
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I thought that was the end but how wrong was I. It seemed that a god of some sort found it funny or gave me sympathy. I'm not too sure. I woke up with blurry vision, where was I? Am I at home? Is there someone talking? Wait, why can’t I understand what they are saying? Is this the hospital? WHAT'S GOING ON?!
I must have fallen asleep. Why can’t I see? Oh wait, my vision is getting better. Wait! Who’s the hell are you? and why are you putting me towards your breast?!
It took me a while to realise that I was reincarnated into a newborn baby with all my memories of my past life. I started to look around my surroundings and it looked like an old rundown cottage from the mediaeval era. And the lady I assume is my mother in this life, a lady with silver eyes and purple hair. Wait! Purple hair, is this normal or did she dye it that colour? Never mind I’m going off track, she seemed worried about something every time I made a noise she’d run in to keep me quiet. Is this an abusive relationship or something? What the hell mother?