Wake up, Wake up, Wake up ??????

Ughhhh, not now Mom, give me five more minutes.

Wait a minute, that wasn't my mom's voice, and more importantly, I could feel I wasn't in my room; wherever I was definitely wasn't my house. It didn't have the lingering scent of perfume that always permeated throughout the air - a side effect of living in a house with five women.

So where was I, and who had been talking to me? I opened my eyes, and wow, was I surprised. I found myself in an open field covered by what seemed to be white begonias, which were quite bizarre because begonias weren't white. But seemingly more bizarre was the chick clad in full red armor. Her long blond hair flowed wildly as a sudden breeze blew past her; despite the stern expression on her face, she was still impeccably beautiful, and she sported a black hairband with an A embroidered on it - she was so my type. Her pale blue irises locked onto me suddenly. "AHH, you're finally awake, are you?" Her accent was unfamiliar from any I had ever heard, so she might have been a foreigner. From the looks of her, she was probably from some part of Europe. I suddenly noticed that she was blushing. "Please, can you not stare at me?" she whispered meekly, and by now, I'd realized that I had been staring at her for a good few minutes now. "Oh, sorry" - you would think that since I lived in a house full of women, I would know how not to creep them out.

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"Anyway, who are you and where am I?" The girl had a puzzled expression on her face at my question, as though I had asked a question that I should already know. Then a mischievous smile formed on her face. "To answer your question, my name is Alice Lidell, and this is WONDERLAND!!!" she announced with a big smile.

"Wonderland? I've never heard of it," I responded. "Oh, stop pretending ??????"

Wait what was that last part? It sounded like chalk being dragged against a metal surface - utterly horrible. Alice's ears perked up, and her expression turned serious. "The ??? ????? is coming," she announced. "It's time for you to go." Suddenly, a gaping hole opened up in the ground, and I began to plummet. "AAAAHHHHHHHHHH."

Was I about to be killed by a girl I just met? This was the fastest rejection I had ever received. Usually, I at least got to confess my feelings and present a letter before I was shoved out or sent away. Is this the end, I wondered? Well, I guess my life was pretty uneventful. Suddenly, I heard a voice. "HIKARUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" I jolted upward with a cold sweat. My breathing was heavy, and I was panting like I had just run a marathon. It had just been a dream, or at least I hope it was.