I was looking at glowing lady in front of me as she started talking.

“The wetness you created was only achievable by gods.”

“You can now enroll into god high school.”

“No, thanks I’m to cool for school.”

The goddess seemed disappointed by my answer. As she really wanted Long Sheng to attend god high school.

“Why would I Long Sheng go to your school?”

“Wait, your name is Long Sheng?”

“That’s unfortunate, there is already a Long Sheng here.”

“?!?!?!?!”

I was shocked at what I just heard… There can only be one Long Sheng!

“I will go to god high school!”

The transfer student looked shocked.

“But, Long Sheng we have to return to earth!”

I put my index finger on her mouth.

“Woman, are you stupid?”

“This is a one time opportunity for me Long Sheng, to meet someone as great as me!”

“No, sorry we cannot two Long Shengs in the academy.”

“Why, can’t I Long Sheng join, when I am WAY better than him?”

“I do not doubt your skills to create such wetness.”

“But have you ever heard a god with the same name?”

“Truly unfathomable, it does not happen child.”

“But the lady next to you can join.”

“WHAAAAAT?!?!?!”

I looked back at her and the god and back her then the god and so on.

“Me, join the academy?”

She said while blushing.

“Long Sheng I think I will join.”

“Didn’t you just we had to return to earth!”

“Yes, but Long Sheng now I am finally free from you.”

“What is that supposed to mean?”

I was confused by her statement, she must have been blackmailed by that evil god that won’t let me attend god high school.

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“Don’t worry as I, Long Sheng will save you from these evil gods!”

She teleported away with the evil goddess.

“Nooo! I failed to save her…”

I Long Sheng never failed before, never have I met such disgrace. I had reached the deepest point of despair. But suddenly, genius idea came to my mind. I couldn’t stop my wicked evil smile from forming on to my face.

***

I walked to the academy, but in front of the school there were lots of gods.

“Wow, is that the SSSSS class taoist of Wenzhao god lord Sheng?”

As I passed the unaccepted of the academy, all god wet and hard, while looking at me it was only normal for someone with my physique.

“Hmmm?”

It was abnormal for me Long Sheng to notice someone’s presence, but this could not be ignored… She had huge mountains of Wenzhao like ZAMN! It was bigger than B and you never that in china. I quickly struck up a conversion.

“Hell-“

“Shut up I don’t care.”

I was perplexed… she was perfect she is just like me.

“Hahaha, you are funny!”

“Why are you waiting outside?”

“…”

“I haven’t been accepted into the academy.”

I bursted out in laughter, this would continue for a few minutes, as I Long Sheng had a very big lung capacity.

“Shut up!”

“You are also not accepted into the academy aren’t you!”

I stopped laughing.

“Such insolence, from a child, you can understand they are evil.”

She seemed shocked.

“You also now they are evil?”

I was confused at what she was saying, I didn’t think anyone accept me Long Sheng would be able to see such a truth as I am considered quite woke.

“I know the truth, I want to join the academy and destroy it!”

I was thinking of asking her something, but first I had to confirm or she was reliable.

“What is your name?”

“I am Leng Shong.”

“Beautiful name.”

I was not sure why I felt like I could trust her.

“I think we should join forces, as I Long Sheng have the same goal.”

“Beautiful name.”

“Thank you, I named it myself.”

“Coincidence me too.”

I had more trust at this point.

“You must have also had a tragic past.”

“Yes, I am Long Sheng.”

She looked uncomfortable, but then she spoke.

“I feel like I can trust you so I will tell you about my past.”

“It first started with the evil gods, they killed my parents because I Leng Shong was a dark SSSSS class taoist… The only one in the god realm!”

“I was left alone to and taken in by a cult to take down the evil gods.”

“I sacrificed everything to get my revenge at those evil gods.”

“But now I’m finally here… I can’t get in to get my revenge.”

“Haha, I am Long Sheng.”

I didn’t listen as I was staring at her mountains of Wenzhao (Editors note. If you know, you know.)

“I have a brilliant plan to get into the school.”

I whispered my brilliant plan into her ear, so nobody could copy the dark arts of Wenzhao.

“Who… who are you?”

“I am Long Sheng.”

*** (Editors note. If you know, you know.)

I was in front of the gate of the school with Leng Shong.

“Stop right there.”

“Names please.”

“I am Lang Sheng and this is Lang Shong.”

“You may pass.”

Yes my brilliant plan to use other names has brought fortune upon us. Leng Shong whispered into my ear.

“You are truly brilliant Long Sheng.”

I knew, because I was Long Sheng.

“Yes, yes, grass is green, apple is red, I am Long Sheng.”

We made our way to the entry exam as the examinator started speaking.

“For anyone that’s new here, you have to take three exams to join our prestigious school of gods.”

“First the we will measure how long you are, as there may not exist small gods.”

I Long Sheng laughed with Leng Shong as we stood out over everybody as they were all midgets.

“Sorry for everyone under four foot five, you have to leave forever.”

Everybody except us left.

“You two who are left you can go to the next exam.”

I looked into Leng Shong’s eyes and spoke.

“This will be easy for us.”

“Hahaha, this exam is a joke!”

Unfortunately we would soon learn the true horrors of the exams…

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As promis I asked god for drawing, it turned out nice!

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