It had all started so simply that day. I was just living in my apartment and sweeping when suddenly  there was a knock on the door. I walked to the door an opened it to see....nothing. No one was there.  I looked around for a bit and found a small envelope. I picked the envelope up and was about to turn back and go inside when I heard a snicker. It appeared to be from inside the envelope. Puzzled, I looked at the envelope and slowly began opening it, just to be sure that there was nothing weird inside it and I just had a mind trick. Well imagine my shock when  a foot tall black creature with big bulging eyes jumped out of the envelope and into my apartment! 

I screamed and fell back, not even fully comprehending what had happened  before remembering that my roommate was inside. I had to warn him. I scrambled inside into the living room and  looked for the strange little creature. I couldn’t find the thing anywhere.  It was like it just poofed out of exsistence. I heard the sound  of the bathroom door opening and saw My roommate Brady Uzu walk out of the Bathroom noisily brushing my teeth. My eyes widened as I had a realization. The creature was daintily floating above Brady’s head and  waving the envelope at me. Little brat was taunting me. “Is something wrong Tom?” Brady asked with perfect punctuation whilst still brushing his teeth.  I shook my head. 

Brady shrugged and pulled his airpods out, two in each hand and inserted them in his ears, all while still brushing his teeth. He was brushing his teeth with just his tounge and mouth. He truly was a master of the mouth. Brady began closing his eyes and rocking out to some apparent rock music he was listenign.  The creature raised its hand to  the kitchen drawer. The drawer slid open and a butter knife levitated out of it. The creature giggled and I realized what it was going to do. It pointed the knife at Brady and Sent it flying towards him  I jumped fowards and slapped the Knife away with a backhand slap. Amazingly, the knife bounced off my fingers and struck the weird creature directly in the face. The creature let out a faint shriek as it was sent flying and hit the back window. I took a pan from the kitchen and walked  behind Brady who was still rocking out with his eyes closed and looked at the creature, waiting for it to make its move. 

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The creature pointed its hand to the broom that I had left in the living room and moved it with its mind to attack me. I ducked as the broom struck the wall. The broom then hit me right in the gut and I yelped in pain. The creature began to laugh as it began hitting me with the broom handle in coordinated strikes like a swordsman. I could only block for so long. There had to be a way to get rid of this powerful pest.  There was only one way I could stop the creature. I grabbed the  broom handle mid swing to stop it from moving and then I Hurled the Pan at the creature! The creature let out a weak scream as it was struck by the pan and sent flying through the window and onto the busy streets below. The creature  dropped the envelope right after it was hit.  I sighed in relief and looked at the envelope. Suddenly the envelope floated over to me and said In a very  strange voice: “Your application has been considered. You just barely passed we shall be seeing you when the time is right” before fizzling out of exsistence. I slumped down to the ground, perplexed at everything that had just happened. Then I woke up with a start, sweating heavily. I got out of bed  and walked out into the hallway, trying to make sure that it was just a dream.  I was ecstatic to see that the window was indeed there and was not broken.  Feeling ecstatic that it was all a dream  I set out to make some eggs. When  I got to the kitchen I had a realization. There was no Pan.