"It has been a week of travel with nothing happening. We wake up, get ready, eat breakfast, Walk more, Eat lunch, walk even more, stop at a nearby village, eat dinner, stay at an inn. When will this vicious cycle end?" Pyro complained. "Oh very soon" Replied Geo. "Well I seeing as the last village was very unwelcoming to Humans we should stay in our tents shouldn't we?" Asked Aqua.

And so it was they stayed in their tents. But in the middle of the night they heard something. Geo looked and to his surprise. A vampire. "It is me the great Count Vracula" the vampire announced. "Uhhh you mean Dracula?" Corrected Geo. "No worse. I have impaled people, I have an Army of vampires, dismemberment is my favourite method to kill. But I am also known for eating Humans.* Vracula said with pride. Geo smirked and replied. "Well I'm made of enchanted rocks so try eating me. Also I know you're lying you're not even a real vampire."

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"H-how did you know?" Asked Vracula with fear. "Uhhh I've seen vampires your teeth aren't vampirical enough." Geo said. "WHAT?!. The guy at the store said these are realistic vampire teeth." Vracula said in pure disbelief that he was caught. "If you had survived encounters with vampires then I want to be your student. TEACH ME." Vracula got on his knees and begged for Geo to take him in. "Fine." Geo said. "But you're gonna have to be nice to the other two." He pointed at the sleeping Pyro and Aqua. "Yessir". Vracula replied.

And the group of three was now four