There was a loud thud in the night. The sound of metal footprints echoed throughout the town, shaking everything. You were walking outside that very night. The footsteps sounded like they were approaching you, the scraping of metal was getting louder. The sound of some wild beast could be heard among all of the metal. "RAAAAAWW!" You look behind you to see what was making the noise.

Behind you, off in the distance was two glowing green eyes dragging itself across the ground. It wasn't long before you could make out the giant figure. It was Devastator! Not the G-1 version, but the one that looked like two junk yards having sex with each other. It's red face lifted up when it saw you. "RAAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!" Devastator screamed before his head fell off.

The rest of the body collapsed, crushing several cars and houses. You look in horror as car alarms go off and people screaming off in the distance.

You start to slowly approach the mangled combiner, curious as to why its head fell off. As you got closer, you notice that his eyes are still glowing green. You feel like it is watching you.

The head starts shaking violently as he screeches like a demon. Legs start emerging out of the cement truck's back. "He looked like a chicken," You thought to yourself. "An ugly chicken, a forbidden chicken." Now on both feet, Devastator's head was looking directly at you and screeched.

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"I'llww leat you hhave aaa hhhead ssstarrrt!!!!"

You look in fright as you see a nightmare fueled giant head chicken robot version charges at you. When it's halfway towards you, you start running! It chased you down the street. Running for your life, you turn around the corner and hide behind the building. Thinking you're safe, you lie down to take a breath.

Then right next to you the wall burst open and Chicken Devastator shouted, "OOhhh yeah!" You hear children scream and see some running out of the building.

"Oh, God! He just ran through an orphanage." You panic and run, but before you get far. Something hits you in the head.

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You wake you in your bed, looking around to see if Chicken Devastator is there. He isn't. "It was just a dream." You thought to yourself.

As you get ready to get out of bed you hear a metallic cackle. Out of the corner of your eyes you see the head staring, and watching. Chicken Devastator laughed, "You'rre Mine fforreverr!! You'lll beee tthe chicken!!!!!"

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