Prologue.
One day I appeared like a storm.
I was a hero summoned to this world to vanquish the demons.
“What the… what’s with this summoning circle? Better close it up quickly. Ah. A head.”
“Hey! What the hell are you doing? Get your foot off my head damn it!”
“We never summoned you! Go back to where you came from!”
“What the hell man I’m just looking for a hero gig!”
“Well we have no need for one. Stop trying to forcefully summon yourself to our world. Our world’s at peace between demons and humans you jackass. You coming here will be a big political affair among demons and humans!”
“I don’t give a shit! If I have to kill humans, demons or both, I’ve got nothing better to do!”
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“Go away!”
“No! If you don’t get that foot off my head I’ll bite it off!”
“Are you a dog?”
Yes, my journey to be summoned to another world was by no means an easy one. However, after a long day and night passed by with my head on one side of the summoning circle in another world and the rest of my body in my world, I eventually triumphed over the malicious foot that wished to deny me my job.
“Hahahahaha! Now that I’m summoned I’ll go slay the demons! Fear not, I am the strongest hero in existence. Here’s my resume.”
“We don’t need it! Get lost already! I swear to god if you don’t go back now you’re going to make an enemy of all humans and demons across the globe. We’ll do whatever it takes to eliminate you to keep the peace we’ve established in this world.”
“I see. To think it was this bad. The demons and humans are in cahoots with each other. One side has unknowingly been enslaved to the other and my purpose for being summoned is to free the enslaved side.”
“No ones enslaved! Just please go back!”
“HA! HA! HA! I can’t do that until the world has been saved by my hands!”
“Nobody needs saving! Have you even listened to anything I’ve said over the last day where I’ve been trying to shove you back into the summoning circle?”
“It went in one ear and out the other. But fear not, I shall free you, for I, am a hero!”
“Nobody asked for a self serving hero bastard like you!”