????: So warm...Soft....Quietly Asleep.... Long silky soft brown hair that smells like baked cinnamon "Mm that a new brand of soup?", Beautiful smooth olive skin... I could stay like this all day my goddess and wife Serah Hunt

"oh? Entrancing hazel colored eyes are opening I see a warm loving smile and a beaming face slowly turn to a serious cold stone face uh oh..."

Serah : One stop being creepy we had wonderful sex last night but were sure as hell are not in the morning with the kids going to school today they should be awake right now two we need to go to work soon three my hairs a mess and you know I hate cinnamon and did you call me goddess Im the devil get up wake the kids and make breakfast Rick

"uhg so many words and not even a blush but alas I must go on and to tap dat ass this nights pass for now I need to wake the kids they have school today yes...todays Monday...I hate Mondays"

Rick : Yes my love your wish is my command~

I get up and go to my kids room I use my favorite spell

Rick : David , Claire WAKE UP GRANDMA'S HERE

"Annd in a flash sheets fly up blocking my view I see a pair of tiny feet slide in to break my legs and a figure through the blanket going for a flying roundhouse heh i stomp my foot on my sons chest pinning him to the ground and grab my daughters ankle and let her hang upside down"

Claire :  NoOo father please let us hide!

David : I'll give you pictures of Mom smiling!

"Serah SMILING!? Thats rarer than my boss giving me a raise! I scratch my chin as if I NEED TO CONSIDER !

Rick : Hm a tempting offer Your god accepts your offer! Mwahaha

"They scramble around They're room and give me the pictures which I pocket"

Claire : so mean...

David : those are hard to get ya know...

Rick : Get dressed theres school today

David-Claire : You tricked us!?

Rick : No I didn't she's visiting.... tomorrow

.....

Claire : Can we stay home to plan today deaths on the way here

David : Yeah dad we need to place traps and prepare poison....

Rick : no... Im making breakfast soon be ready in five minutes

"And before they can respond I leave the room to THE KITCHEN!"

"BAM EGGS BAM BACON BAM TOAST BAM ORANGE JUICE"

Serah and the kids walk in the kitchen dressed for they're school and work

Rick : tadaa breakfast!

I place all the plates in one hand and slide all three on the table while holding mine in another I take my apron off and sit with my wonderful family! Everyone looks at me with tired angry glares and I hear them whisper amongst themselves

Claire : He's always happy....always

David : How is he not tired?

Serah : Silence your fathers not human I keep him because he's entertainment

Rick : s so cold!?

We eat our food and I wash the dishes wh- something wet and slimy's on my face!?

Serah : twah im taking the kids to school Rick take care

My goddess gets in our family van with the kids and start to pull out the driveway

Claire-David : BYEEEEEE

Rick : BYE

I wave while they depart I get in my regular car and drive to work and arrive at the gate

Guard : Password

Rick : Your mom!

Guard : *sigh* We've been doing this for seven years Rick dont you ever get tired?

Rick : No your expression hasn't changed since haha...

Guard : password

Rick : Joe its obviously me why do we use passwords for!?

Joe : Nuh uh dont use my name im not interested in being in your stories Rick and the Password is for security reasons password

Rick : ....... But were friends

Joe : No were not password  

Rick : I forgot

Joe : Then go home Rick  

Rick : Godsbane

Joe : Enter

Rick : Enter your mom joe!

I flick Joe off and head in while laughing his facial expression has never changed unless I bring up his mother in all the whole seven years I've known him! stupid joe with his gruff silver cool hair and red eyes and mean appearance

I get out my car and head inside the square glass tower that hovers above all others... Must be compensating for something... Ah see our lovely secretary Jane whom has blond hair and blue eyes she looks like a child with that face and height she's 4'4 I mean come on she has to adjust her chair to be seen and has trouble getting off it its adorable

Rick : Good morning jane!

Jane has a sour expression when she see's me is she sick again? Jane started working here four years ago and she's very nice

Jane : I wish you wouldn't insult Joe's mother every day....

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Rick : and I ask again what are you related? Plus he knows its all for fun and i dont mean it

Jane : Still... Its rude

Rick : Would you care to meet my son David? he's 12 has straight A's in school and VERY handsome like his father

Jane : Im not a child Rick...

Rick : You say that but your blushing!? and I still dont know your age AND you even looked YOUNGER four years ago you cried when you bumbed into me and saw my face im not even scary!

Jane turns into a tomato thats fires  pens and pencils and I run to the elevator I pull out a pencil that pierced my hand slightly....

Rick : Thats a really dangerous hobby that girl has she must play darts alot ha ha

I wait until I reach the 299th floor heh im super important here so I get a office near the top heh im very smart at least thats why they put up with me

The elevator doors open and I go work in my office for 10 hours my then suddenly...

My office door opens and I see Silver Hair and Purple eyes and white skin and fat huge breasts sealed in a suit that fails to hide their size which topples world F cup of DEATH...  oh no BOSS!? I quickly spring to my feet and slam the door and hold it shut I lock the door  as fast as possible she has a shocked expression at the glass window her guards rip of my titanium door off its bolts... with they're hands

Rick : Wow that doesn't get old Hiya Boss!

Everyone except Boss gives me angry glares like they want to hurt me jeez so hostile

Boss : Dont try to act normal you slammed the door on me!?

Rick : You caught me haha please let me work in peace Boss

Boss : Again why are we still going over this im sorry I almost killed you with my breasts!

I remember that day 7 years ago I just started on the 150th floor and she ran into me her death breasts threw me aside like I was a small child...the glass window popped out when I fell backwards and I nearly died while holding on to the side of the towers walls thank god it has a slot like holes all the up but it took 1 hour to get a team to help raise me up...

Rick : Please let me work in peace im sorry Boss but I have kids and wish to live to see them tonight...

Further death glares I think the only think keeping me alive is boss's presence

Boss : I need you to come to my office Rick we need to discuss your future here at HELLCorp

Yup HellCorp we sell security,information its a corporation

its such a nice company when I arrived here I met my wife at security station at another site she claimed I was weird and suspicious and did full cavity search on me hit it off and had sex in the interrogation room after which we started going out she was such a bitch back then but I was a real asshole so meh we were both questioned after

From what I've heard we've had zero casualty's our security is pretty awesome they're outfitted with suits I doodled while working at a coffee shop as a waiter Boss was a regular and took it out of the trash and she offered me a new job it was just doodles... We are almost at war with alot of countries even our own..

Rick : Yes Boss?

Boss : Rick come into my office...

We go into her office on the 300th floor the only way up is a staircase with 300 steps I hate her office

Boss : Rick your being promoted you've contributed alot to HellCorp your our second most  valuable asset and you haven't ever requested anything from us not even answers to ALOT of questions that we are shocked you haven't asked

Rick : Cool

Boss : Thats it?

Rick : What? Im being paid a very Large sum of money and mer my wife and my kids future is set already I have enough money to buy a country or seven im happy

Boss : look Im making you my personal assistant

Rick : okay

Boss : You will adress me as Hellia from now on

Rick : Yes Hellia

Hellia : You are excused for now

Rick : Thank you

Ricks working hours were over so he left work

Rick : Pwahh im tired as hell

Rick flipped the autopilot on his car and set it to home and fell asleep

20 minutes later

Radio : This here's news with your favorite reporter Lara Roach a terrorist bombing has occured just 5 minutes ago a major employee from HellCorp has been pulled out of his car by the heroic authorities and is said to be in critical condition! Further investigation shows that his family may or may not have also been targeted! Will the man from Hell escape its flames will his family suffer the same fate!? find out next time on Roach News if theres news you can bet we're there first!