why is it always me I mean ever since I was a child my luck sucked whether it was how my family died or bullying it just sucks.....oh yeah I forgot to introduce myself my name is mike sarpe

and I'm currently walking to a cheap restaurant where everything sucks but it only costs a doll-huh......where am I......its white is this a hospital.....why am I slimy......what are these walls made of and why can't I break them.....hello nurse.....anyone help.....why can't I feel my arms...were they amputated or something.....zzzzzzz

[please open status

what the heck does that say

[open status]

is this a dream.....oh well better listen... status

[status]

name: mike sarpe

race: basilisk egg

str:0

spe:o

man:0

skill: 

racial skill: basilisk eyes:lvl 1,petrification resistance:lvl 1,heat vision:lvl 1

titles:reincarnated,mythical creature,serpent

Stolen novel; please report.

[mission]

hatch

difficulty:f-

break out of your egg prison but before you do that eat the yolk in your egg

wow.....what kind of dream is this...IS THIS THE WEEBS DREAM.....yea I'm probably in a coma or something but if it's real then I should eat this yolk.....it tastes like nothing like just air 

the first part of the mission is complete do the second part of the mission 

what.....how do I do that...what if I headbutt my shell.....ouch my*crack*huh the shell cracked. I better get at it *CRACK* YES FREEDOM....AHH MY EYES

mission complete rewards...species changed to baby basilisk 

welp I guess it's real..status

[status]

name: mike sarpe

hp:1

mp:1

race: baby basilisk 

str:1

spe:1

man:1

skill: headbutt:lvl 1

racial skill: basilisk eyes:lvl 1,petrification resistance:lvl 1,heat vision:lvl 1

titles:reincarnated,mythical creature,serpent

[mission]

eat your egg

difficulty:f

Im gonna eat the egg because of a mission..just great welp I will eat it and...