Chapter 1: A new type of wizard_The Sprite Mage

Today was any standard Summer Thursday for a young man, currently sitting on top of his mini-fridge, playing a random non-descript video game. This young man, aged eighteen conveniently, was Tomo Revens. As he played, he got thirsty, and so reached down to open the fridge, and got a small soft-drink. Chugging it down, and crushing the can on his forehead, he sighed. He wasn't sure what to do, he wanted to be an author, but he could never will himself to keep typing. It was always terrible, having so many ideas, yet not enough ability to type them.

But maybe that wasn't it, whenever he wrote, he felt like he was, living through his writings, living in worlds he would never get to live in himself. Until today that is, as he was playing, he felt a light overtaking him, thinking he was leaning in towards the screen yet again, he leaned back, but nope, this was a dome, maybe a sphere he couldn't see, (who knows/gives a shit) of bright white light around him and his mini-fridge, full of the most precious thing he ever had.

Next thing he knew, the light was fading, and he was surrounded by a bunch of priests-looking and paladin-seeming sons-of-bitches. Oh, and did we forget the OBVIOUS FUCKIN GODDESS RIGHT THE FUCK THERE.

The Goddess said, "Hello young man, Tomo I believe? I would like to welcome you to our world."

Tomo said, "Great to be here, miss, goddess, miss."

The Goddess Said, "I am Generica, Goddess of Light, Holiness, Reincarnation, and Summonings. I am sorry that my paladins and priests had to pull you from your world, but we need your help. Recently there has been a problem, namely, in a nearby mountain there has been a large group of cultists, we're not sure of what, that has awakened an ancient dragon. This dragon is known as 'Dragonslaver' and has kidnapped a priestess of ours. As I deeply care for, most, of my clergy, I need you, a foreigner to arrive, so that you may use something, anything to save her.

As a token of apology, I shall gift you these two perks

Perk Gained Infinite Flask: Any and all re-useable container of liquid has an infinite amount, Ex: Waterskins never run out of water. Perk Gained Endless Source: Anything you use that requires power always has it's optimal amount of power, IE: Mana powered golems always have maximum charge.

"Sorry if they seem useless, it's all I can do."

Tomo said, "No worries, but, I do require some help."

"With what?" Generica asked.

"I need someone to carry this around," Tomo said, pointing between his legs. ( Get your minds out the gutter.)

"I can do that," Said a random paladin, wearing mostly golden armor, "My name is Aheael."

"Great, nice to meet you. Now, get to it, and we're off, Squire!"

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After a bit of walking through a relatively foresty area, they came to a cave and heard some sort of nigh primal beat from the outside. Rushing into the cave at breakneck speed, they found it. Dragonslaver.

It was a great, powerful dragon, at least thirty meters tall, and somewhat humanoid in nature. Somewhat. It's scales were black with a telling sign, along the back of his body from head to tail, were three vertical white stripes. There were cultists wearing robes with that same pattern, and they all chanted, "Tree, Pa, LowSkee. Tree, Pa, Lowski." steadily increasing in tempo with the beat.

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There, in the center of the circle that the cultists and dragon made, was the lost priestess, (Large Chest, thin waist.) her golden blonde hair flowing beside her. Around her, the Cultists and DragonSlaver danced to the beat of their music, many of the cultists were clearly drunk as well.

It was then that Tomo Turned to Aheael and said, "Squire!"

Aheael faced away from Tomo, so he could reach the mini-fridge tied to him with rope. Tomo reached into the fridge, pulled out a delicious and refreshing re-usable bottle of Sprite©, and drank some. Turning to the dragon with a smile on his face, he launched a [{Sprite©Shot}] at him, defeating the dragon in a way that, if I were to describe fully, would require the gore tag.

The Cultists, seeing the dragon be defeated near instantly, all ran away. The now free Priestess ran up to Tomo and Hugged him, saying, "My Hero!", completely ignoring the Squire Aheael, who sighed.

More importantly to Tomo however, was the message he got.

You Have Gained A Level!

Chapter 1: A new type of wizard

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