Dark its dar- wait no there's even a lack of that here but where's here? Wait who's speaking? I am, Who am I? What is this cloth around my.... ok Its wrapped around my missing body im a floating empty space? uhg how do I understand all these flooding thoughts of words and concepts!? Why am I alone? Is anyone here? I want to speak to someone I need help understanding this all!! h HELP someone Is there anyone here!? Helloooo!?
Time Passes
I am alone.... I have sight there's nothing to see, I have hearing yet the only sounds here are my thoughts does that even count?, I have a sense of smell but theres not a scent near, I can feel but I cant feel anyt- wait I feel my own presence! Thats nice, I feel . . . warm? ok thats a start can I move? HEY I moved!? sooo this place has directions? but... Uh which way was that? screw this just keep movi-floating ? whatever hmm mm hm la la la 1 2 3 where does this way take me?
Time Passes
WHAT THE HELL!? Its been freaking hours how do I know? Because I've been counting the damn seconds the entire time! Ahhhg Its so freaking boring! *sigh* calm dowwnn, damn uh what was my name? ah screw a light bulb up my nonexistent ass I dont even know that!? wow cuddo's to me im nobody I have no name I can recall! Alright you know what float faster! stop thinking you will go insane if you dont....
Time Passes Again...
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. . . . . . ........................... > _ - []{{{*;[]][,"#%() ₩£€»₩§¾№¦×¡!¡~„° ...... | \ / . . . CI===B eheh heh that looks like a penis heheh CI==/=B hiya! lol CI== ¤ =B KabOom!
CI=B aww thats just sad... >:) :Ð I LIVVVVVE!!!!!
MORE Time Passes....................
ARRRG DIEEE YOU MFKING PENISIS HAVE OVER BRED DIIIIEE ptew ptew shwink slash *Laser gun and sword sounds effects* 8===D ~ - - ¬-_Ò,Ú_-+---- cl/=8
Even more time passes . . .
t theres too m many of them you can have this void but you can NOT have MY VIRGINITY (nonexistent) g gGwWAaAaHhhHhhh *stabs own nonexistent heart* ah I feel so cold... so cold....
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huh? oh that was all my imagination *sigh* welp time to lose my mind *deep breath* Ah-light? theres a LIGHT!? its so small but its there ey its not very far I'll go over there hm mm hmmm hm . . . . . hm . . . HMMMM why is it so far!? I WILL GET YOUUUU *floats rapidly*
uhh that is one b i g ass light the closer I get the bigger the lights get and uhhh its alot bigger than me... fear,doubt,ignora-Naaah its a planet so IM IN SPACE!? Oh man can I just float to that planet its green,blue red,white,yellow and . . . black? I'll play it safe and head onto the green *dives*
wWeeeeeeeeEEEEEE OH GOD TOO FAST TOO FASTTOOFASTTOOFASSSST!!!!!! OHHHHHHH SHHHHIIIIII-
*SPLAT*
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