"BY GWYN'S GREAT GOLDEN BEARD!?" Was the first thing Seath's soul said using to my surprise a somewhat funny replacement to 'SWEET FUCKING BABY JESUS' "A soul of a creature that can talk back when I talk to it?! THIS IS AMAZING! Somehow my ears were ringing even though I still had none. I thought for a second and my first thought was that I probably shouldn't reveal I know who he is. "Ah..yes Mr. glowy fire orb...thing?" I said acting confused "Yesss my dear fellow ssoull?" he said with his steryotypical snake lisp coming back "Do you mind explaining what's going on? Where am I and what the fuck are you?" I asked him a little bit of anger slipping into my voice. Thoughts? Thought-voice? I didn't know what to call it. "Oh yess your probably very confused about your current...circumstancess. the main thing is if your here it means your dead, pretty self explanatory thing. The second thing is that this is the void a dreary, depressing and overall boring place you, and I have ended up in somehow." He said in his little speech to me "Well that's cool and all but how and why did I end up here? Also I don't think I ever got your name?" I asked once again "my name is Seath" 'fucking called it' "since I have no reason to hide it from you I was conducting a experiment a few...years? Millennia? I don't know how long I've been in this Izalith dammed abyss for but I hate it! Anyways the experiment would in theory permanently attach my memories to my soul. I never knew if it worked I would only know when I died but apparently it did work because because I'm stuck here...forever. OH almost forgot I have absolutely no idea how you got here with your memories intact." Seath finished his rather long speech after a few minutes. "couldn't you like? I don't know attach yourself to another creatures soul?" I ask Seath "I already tried that but for some reason, somehow I need to get permission from the soul. Except all the souls are STUPID FUCKING ANIMALS I CANT TAL-wait" he says cutting himself off midsentence suddenly I get a bad feeling 'while do feel like if Seath had a face he would be giving me a pedophiles grin?' i say slightly scared "your not animal. You can get us both out of here when you reincarnate" Seath says creepily "you can get ME out of here" he says slowly drifting closer to me "if your trying to intimidate me into letting you attach yourself to me I'm giving you permission." I say sounding bored even though Seath REALLY scares me. "Marvelous! Now just stay still and let me attach myself to you, it should be relatively painless" Seath says " relatively?" I ask getting scared again. When suddenly I attacked by pain that actually want that bad "oh yeah your right that only felt like a bee sting" I say becoming less worried "well it looks like we just gotta wait for me to reincarnate" I say while metaphorically tapping my foot. "....this is gonna take a while isn't it?" "yes most likely" seath says answering my question.

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