The ranger was driving at full speed. It barely stayed ahead of the monster that chased the vehicle. The men in the armoured Humvee had fired all they had at the monster chasing them. It was a long tube that rose from the sand only to dive back in, creating massive sand pits as it tunneled and swam to the men. The men at first wondered what the hell was chasing them as the beast was a mix of a tapeworm, a crab, and a very long pipe. The purple hide stood out even more in the desert as it followed its prey despite the hail of gunfire.

The gunner had his sights on the tube and fired the round running through the monstrosity but it still kept coming. The other crew unloaded with their m16 and other weapons but to no avail They in desperation fired off the Gustav aiming for the center. The round cut into the beast, exploding into many pieces.

Still, they zoomed across the desert, heading forward. They had no contact with their convoy and any of the communication devices struggled to function, only harsh, bitter static came from turning them on. They didn’t know how they ended up in a desert. Only a strange shimmering and lavender was the only thing they remembered. The sergeant sighed as the sun's heat started to get to him. Hopefully, they could find a way back home.

Death head castle

22:00 hours

Sergeant Jones was amazed, as was the rest of his crew. He was driving a convoy on a mission only to get dragged into what seemed to be a castle hall. His Ranger front wheels were stuck on the mahogany table round table which creaked under the vehicle's weight. The hall was made of dark stone with eerie black torches in the shape of skulls providing light. The rugs were a royal purple that slightly shimmered golden-like polished bronze. The stonework was master crafted impossibly straight and smooth, and even lined with traces of silver.

But as much as insane it was the other inside the room he appeared in. The man's eyes were glued to the surrounding stranger. They looked at what they could only describe as a mix of demons, beautiful creatures, and armored knights with large, improbable horns on their heads. Three curvy ladies, one with a witch cap and staff adored in the center an eye that blinked, one who had a strange head mask and head crown of golden thorns that wrapped over the top of the head.

Finally, the red-skinned king at the back of the throne leaned forward in this subsequent presence. His face was hidden by shadows but his throne and figure had strange glory as he looked at this weird scene before him.

These creatures were just as shocked as they looked back at the crew. The big shirtless ones, a jade monsters with boar tusks and pig face, stared slack-jawed as the armored knight reached for their sword slowly. For a moment everyone went silent frozen as the confusion of this situation reigned. But from the other end of the hall, someone opened the door.

This creature looked like a cat was fused with a human only to be pumped with fluff. The beast-man was a large top heavy creature large robe fur blanket for a chest and black dress pants that was somewhat tight and a long rope for a tail dragged across the ground he glanced up as what seemed to be more like a liger with a handlebar mustache sed confused. It held a scroll in its hand. Then the creature looked at the strange scene with an annoyed glare, like an overworked pencil pusher who had just found another typo.

“The fuck is this bullshit, sir? “the cat spoke in a tired moan.

That was the starting bell to pandemonium. Then the large red-skinned burning Adonios screamed something as fire burst into his palms. The other generals rose with weapons or other strange implements.

This was cause enough for Jones as he flipped the select his gun and fired. Whatever magical bullshit that was forming was quickly cut by 5.56 that punched through its head. His men followed as they shot through the creatures, spraying hot lead as a gift from the United States. The knights had swirled their blades and swung at the Ranger's front bumper as the rounds dented into the monsters. The driver started reversing, ripping through the wood and sending bit and wooden spikes of maghony into the assembled general.

The crew firing followed this into a group of generals. The lightly dressed goat-eyed lady was hit, ripping her head open. Then the large orc with jade skin and a large tusk shoulder, arm, leg, and skull were hit, shattered, removed, and shot to pieces as they got off lucky. Most of the others were killed and mutilated beyond repair as the ranger sped off.

“The fuck are we?” screamed the driver as he ran over furniture and bumped walls and servants alike.

“I think we're in a Japanese MMO sir” the alpha stated.

“Nah my money is an anime. No way they have a design like that in a game wonder where the lolis are at?” the grenadier started laughing.

“They should put you on a cross for that one.”The gunner retorted, firing back at the knight that somehow started to keep pace.

"Damn, it was never into the Japanese stuff preferred Connan. Which direction do we go ?" Screamed the driver as the building shook.

"Down left the halls should be big enough we need to get out of these damned halls," Jones responded, firing at an imp that leaped out at the crew.

"Of course sir". The ranger made a brutal sweep crushing a random demon between the car and a wall with slapt.

The occupants of the car slammed against the wall and for a moment, the madness ended. For a moment, the crew took a breath. Then a spike appeared at the far end wall then another and another. This trail of points rushed to the ranger as the driver floored the gas. The ranger winced in rage as it moved forward narrowly missing the back as it ran over an incoming group of orcs.

"Eww we need an exit sir..," the driver winced as he slammed through a room passing a pale silver-haired creature sitting on a bed reading a book.

"I call it a loli." The alpha smirked as drove past the tiny figure.

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"Dumbass Japanese MMO have those too." The main gunner growled as he took a potshot of a beast man that leap out.

"Damn it japan. Still better than the overweight chicks with neon hair." retorted the driver as he finally drove the car down a descent.

The ranger slammed through a castle wall on the descent as they sped through a graveyard that drove out reaching for the car and the knight that kept chasing. They drove as fast as they could, slamming into a barn with monsters. They didn't even start to glance about as they drove faster to the door.

The shattering door sent wood chunks and other materials as the ranger sprinted forward into the town.

"Damn so this kinda cool wish we could go back as a visit." The driver mused.

"Ditto but I am not sure where the fuck we are or when the hell we are. We need to be out of this place yesterday," the gunner spoke looking at the windows.

“You dumbass may not like living, but we just slaughter their heads of state and you want to go back,” Jones questioned with his raised eyebrows.

"Cool boss." The driver moved, pushing the car to go even faster.

The ranger moved faster as a loud bell could be heard. This alerted the guards, but it was too late. Only the grand knight managed to keep chase as it speeds off.

"The knight motherfuckers are still on our ass" The gunner gulped, clicking the trigger.

“How the hell is that possible ?” Jones mused, glancing out the window.

Sure enough, the two knights were still in chase despite the heavy plate armor with heavy horns on the helmet. Despite the newly awaken gunfire they just kept moving forward with their long brutish blade adoring with a skull in hand. More knights joined those two. They all kept pace with the car as one of the knights, a brozne covered on tossed his spear at the ranger from the left. His aim was true as it slammed into the car front but the knight underestimated the armour of the ranger.

“Boss they fucked up the pain job” the alpha spoke.

“That is it then. They got to die.” The gunner spoke as he focused the heavy machine gun on the main knight.” Chivalry is dead, asshole.”

The focused fire of the gun clipped onto the largest and longest chasing knight at first didn’t do anything. But after a second the bullets moved over the chest plate as he moved forward. The gunner growled as he then focused on that knight's head. The bullets finally punched into the helmet shattering it. A dark purple smoke came from its face as a withered skull that shone a dark red in its eyes as they just moved forward. The monster just pressed forward as the others looped their weapon at the evacuation vehicle.

“Boss the gun is not working” the gunner spoke. “And I think we are fighting undead”

“Well with a face like that let's hope.” Jones quipped firing his M16 under-mounted grenade launcher. “ Light 'em up and make sure you aim off the head.”

The grenades were launched as fast as the order was given as the vehicle swiftly turned, moving through the busy town and ramming through stalls and beings alike. The car then lept as it slipped over a hump in the road. The grenadier fired all his M16 rifles aiming at the head of the two knights that were rather closer than the other two. The gunner, the left gunner, and Jones tossed the other grenades at the knights. Bullets were not able to slow them, but the explosion at least slowed them. The monument in the lead was extended the car shifted and swerved through the town alleys as the driver spotted an exit and a glimpse at the outside.

“Guys I think we are fucked” the driver spoke as he spotted the outside.” I think we are in fucking Mordor the weeb edition.”

“Nah the orc doesn’t look like a pig so it is more a dark land” The alpha spoke as he fired off his last grenade

“Not the fucking point dweeb we got no cover and oh shit. Something big is coming” the driver screamed.

“It can’t be as bad as the buLlshit behind us” the grenadier shouted as a smoke cloud appeared from the shattered knight's helm.

Glowing purple chariots moved from the smoke as spears rained down at Ranger. The gunner narrowly dodge a spear to his head as Jones pulled him down. That was followed by the sound of howes and the clanging of chains. Then the hook began to slam against the hull the of vehicle scraping the paint as the men attempt fire only to swear as their vehicle was lifted off the ground.

The men shrieked as were dragged back only large talons held it firm. Jones wished it would just be simple for once but he knew it would never be. The grenadier moved to the window to the doors only to see the purple smoke leak into the vehicle.

“Fuck.” was the last thing the driver said as blades then appeared at every crew member's neck.

The blades were ornate and twisted as they poked the men's necks. Every breath became hard and cold as they felt something hold them. No mercy came from the smoke as a voice spoke in their minds.

“Well then, gentlemen, you are new. Let us make a deal.”

“You know, speaking to disembodied voices is the first sign of crazy.” The gunner spoke.

“Perhaps, but you are my mercy and now, lords, I think you have to understand something.”

Jones' eyes narrowed. “ Lords ?”

The cackle shook the crew's head as the smoke grew. They struggled to breathe, hand appearing and holding them down and pinning them in place. The driver passed out first, then the gunner. The alpha tried to hold, only to faint mere moments from the castle. Finally, it was Jones who remained as his mind slipped and everything grew too bright. He hoped he and his men would get out alive.

Green witch

13:00

Orctick was confused as he sat in the ranger. His assistant sat with him as she glanced at the sides. Interdimensional travel affects the mind but thankfully he had a journal. His car now had his assistant, and two others stuck up a tree that could not only hold the weight of the vehicle but also move. He sigh rubbing his temple as the grenadier, someone name Bob and the leader, a man named Gary, passed a bit of food around.

“So, any idea where we are?” Bob mused, nibbling down on a bit of jerky.

“Up a tree. If I was crazy I would say California, but the real answer is much more insane,” the assistant mused.

“Jenny spills it, “Gary mused, holding his M16 and checking for any damage.

“I looked over the sides and somehow his tree has breasts,” she respond.

Bob sat up, and without a word, scrambled out and out of the vehicle. It tilled and twisted the pinned car as he made it outside as he looked up and whistled.

“Boss, we are, on something really weird,” he stated.

“How weird does look like it will kill us?” Gary started holding his gun.

“Nah it is mad cute and has a massive pair of tits. “ Bob responded.

“I know right i feel inferior to that” jenny muttered glancing down.

“So are we in a fantasy world? Is this some kind of giant? Or living tree.” Orctirck spoke with curiosity and understood.

“I dunno but if anything else is like this, I may not mind” Bob spoke.