Before I could ask more questions, something caught the corner of my eye. The hippos started to shake and tremble. A zipper popped out of the middle of each hippo's nose and they started to unzip themselves all the way to the tail, revealing two sets of clowns from each hippo. Each clown started to do a little dance, then all of them ran to the nearest car and drove off. I looking around desperately to find anyone else freaking out. But the mindless zombies just wander throughout the store without a care in the world. Okay, I think I need to move back in with my parents; I'm not ready to be an adult.

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When I was finally home, I made myself a sandwich and then sat in front of the TV. I had to get my mind off those weird clown hippos. I went to the first mind-numbing show I could find, Attack of the Pranks. The announcer started the new episode by saying, "This week on Attack of the Pranks, we pull a hilarious prank where we've put four clowns inside two hippo costumes, and we freak out one random unknowing customer."

There was a montage of people freaking out about clowns emerging from the hippos. The last clip was of me screaming on my knees, ripping my hair out.