Damn, this sucks. I did not expect this, well I should have, It’s only reasonable for it to happen. For those of you who are wondering what kind of predicament I am in, I hope you won’t be as shocked as me. You see, I was summoned by the king this morning to discuss the details of me protecting the Magic Academy, by disguising myself as a student there and take care of any external threats that might hurt the school. What I did not see in advance was that I had to remove my mask.
It’s only natural to go to school without wearing a mask to avoid unnecessary attention.
“Shadow? Why are you spacing out for, is there something wrong?” King BigBoi asked worriedly.
“Yeah there is something wrong, I realised that I have to remove my mask in order to disguise myself as a student of the school,” Bob opened up.
“Isn’t that natural? You can’t attract attention if you’re supposed to disguise yourself,” King BigBoi said in a confused manner.
This was definitely true but I haven’t removed my mask in ages, what If I look like cow dung combined with all types of shit in the world? This will not be good for me. Argghhh! I guess it was about time for me to expose my face to the whole world. Right! If anybody laughs or make a disgusted face, I’m destroying this whole country!
With a deep breath, Bob removed his mask. Everyone looked at him with shock. “Is this some kind of joke?” was the question that plagued their minds. Behind the mask of the Shadow Rogue was ANOTHER MASK!
“Oh fuck, I forgot I was wearing another mask beneath my mask,”
Bob spent 30 minutes removing one mask after another. Even the King was aghast, how could someone wear so many masks without knowing? After an eternity, Shadow’s true face was revealed. A pale, handsome face with well-defined features was under the mask. It was a mystery why Bob was nervous to reveal his face. His eyes were jet-black even blacker than a black man being sucked into a black hole (pls don’t call me racist, I make fun of all races equally without prejudice). To simply describe his facial appearance he looked frail yet strong at the same time while looking very dapper.
Just as he exposed his face, all the ShadowChasers walked into the meeting room where the King and Shadow were at. Life works in mysterious ways.
What the fuck? Just 5 seconds after I removed my mask the whole fucking world walks in? I shall make mental note to kill the Goddess of Fate.
“Oh my god, is that Shadow?” (Is ThIS LoSs?) One of the ShadowChasers voiced out.
“Uh-Oh, Spaghetti-Os! Look who has finally removed his mask!” Blarggh chimed in.
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“One more word and I will fucking end you,” Bob threatened not really liking the attention he is receiving.
“You look good,” Rindwom gave a genuine compliment. (Miss me with that gay shit haha)
“True, you have a good-looking face. Why don’t you be mine?” Eleonora joked but still wanted Bob to accept her proposal.
“Oi Eleonora, back off I saw him first!” Selestina joined the conversation.
Bob being the shy guy he is, blushed and hid his face (kyaaaa! Lol).
“Back to the mission!” King Bigboi saved Shadow from any more attention (Say thank you to King BigBoi in the comments!)
“Shadow, you’ll be joining as a first-year student and this is a very good timing as the new school year starts out tomorrow, so you won’t attract any more attention than a transfer student. Your school uniform has been delivered to your room, it should fit you very well. We’ll send you to the school an hour early to explain the situation to the headmaster and over there you can call in whatever favours you like,” King BigBoi explained.
Shadow acknowledged the King’s words and went back to his room.
“The rest of you. I congratulate you on being able to get Shadow to our side, you have done this country a great service. I have given you your rewards, you have done what you needed to do. I hereby declare the ShadowChasers to be disbanded. You are free to return to whatever you were doing before this,”
Selestina returned to doing her knightly duties, Rindwom went back to his adventuring, Eleonora returned to her forest while Blarggh returned back to his Orc Clan the ‘Dicks’. But they will not be gone forever, anytime when there’s a calamity or a dangerous situation happening they will undoubtedly return to support the kingdom. (Don’t be sad guys, they will return. I will personally make sure of it.)
Meanwhile, Bob was in his room trying on his new uniform.
I have a long day tomorrow, it’d be wise to get as much rest as possible. Bob took off the school uniform and went to bed at 10 am in the morning(Me every weekend).
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Bob woke up from his slumber, washed up and put on his new uniform and went to the castle’s gate where a carriage was waiting for him. In front of the carriage stood Tim, the Royal Messenger. “Hello Shadow, I am coming with you to explain the situation to the headmaster with you. If we leave now, we’ll arrive at roughly an hour before the school’s opening ceremony,”.
“Hello love, where are we going to?” The Carriage Driver asked Tim.
“Our destination is The National Cuntersian Magic Academy,” Tim replied.
“Alright no worries love, hop on,” the driver invited them in. (I wonder if anyone’s gonna get this reference.)
The school was an hour’s ride away. During the ride, Bob learned that the school was the most prestigious and hardest magic academy to get into. Only the best are allowed into the school. Many of the students there are of noble and royalty lineages, even Selestina’s younger sister is in the school.
“We have arrived, do you guys have enough money to pay for the ride, if not we can work something out,” the driver said in a weird way.
“Yes we have enough money, here you go!” Tim hurriedly paid the driver, not wanting to be part of any funny business in the carriage, Bob too followed suit and disappeared from the carriage.
“Fucking waste of my time,” the driver frowned as he was not looking for payment in cash.
Right in front of Bob was his new mission area, The National Cuntersian Magic Academy