What to expect In this novel: -A haunted house run like a dungeon, designed to keep the living out. -Thousands of undead puns. -A strange narrative blend of the plot of Shrek and Disney's Haunted Mansion  Miss Charlotte O'Scara is dead... Dead tired of being dead. A hundred years have passed since Evergarden manor burned up in a mysterious fire, taking the head mistress and her extended family and servants with her. Now the ghostly mansion haunts the woods of Harvestbloom and the only visitors are witless fools not knowing of its blighted history. A restless soul in life and death, Charlotte's only entertainment comes from spooking their pants off. It's the only thing keeping her from giving up the ghost, but as time marches on, visitors have grown tired of her outdated scare tactics.  One day, an obnoxious young lord and his entourage arrives at Evergarden, hoping to make Scarlet's home a vacation villa for writing over-the-top poetry to impress fair damsels.  Will Charlotte and her deceased relatives manage to scare the Interlopers away...or will they be doomed to listen to their sonnets for the rest of their afterlives? Read on in this unique comedic dungeon horror series.