“What a load of bullshit, you expect me to believe this bull crap?”

“Really… just pick a power, can’t be too strong though, I’m not strong enough to give too strong of an ability”

‘Hmmmm… if what this fat man said is true then I’ll have choose an awesome ability’

“Hey give me super strength, also if what you said is true then I’ll have to grow stronger, give me a way to get stronger”

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“What? That’s it? You don’t want something more awesome? I mean… super strength is kind of… hmmmm how should I say this weak…”

“How can super strength be weak?  Just give me it if you’re not bull shiting me”

“Since its just super strength and a way to get stronger then I’ll be able to give you another ability to go with them, choose wisely my champion I trust your judgement”

‘Hohoho I can get another ability? I know that this is likely to be just a bunch of bullshit but I want to be like the characters in those stories I always read, Hmmm... Having a few companions wouldn’t hurt’

“Give me the ability to control things”

“Done!!” *Snap*

“There you go you got your powers”