"It's so good to be alive!" I cried out at the top of my lungs while sitting in a recliner chair in my suburb house as I watch the new season of one piece.

Oh yeah I had never introduced my self, well first of my name is Arthur Lewis, I am a 17-year-old highschool student, well that what's it says on my resume. To tell truth I am a 17-year-old retired assassin. Yesterday was my last mission as an assassin which was near death experience for me. My father and mother were assassins as well but unfortuatnely on one of their mission they met their end.

Well that's is enough about my past.

Getting up from my recliner chair I head towards the kitchen, opening the refrigerator I take a milk jug out as I unscrew the top and take a huge gulp of the delicious milk.

Urrrrghh

Instantly dropping on my knees I throw up milk. No! I don't think I should call it milk! but a glob of rotten cheese!

Clutching my stomach, I gasp for air, "Is this how the world known best assassin is going to die.....by drinking expired milk!" I cried out on my dying breath.

...

Gaining my senses back I see that I was in my own vomit, "urrrg-" no, no don't throw up.Quickly covering my mouth I stand up from the filth and go towards my bathroom to wash it off my body...

After thirty minute of constantly scrubbing, I get out the shower and quickly put on some clothes. I guess I will have to clean up the kitchen now. Urg- I had to stop myself from vomiting again.

Arriving in the kitchen I grab the nearby mop and clean up the vomit while still holding myself back. I don't know but when I see blood it doesn't affect me but once I see things like vomit, it turns my stomach upside down...

Sighhhh

I really liked that mop too, we have been through thick and thin for a year now and yet it's completely going in the dumpster. No question ask.

Now that I think about it, I really have no supplies nor furniture here. So I decided to go to Walmart..

Grabbing my keys from the kitchen counter I put on my shoes and head towards my black Audi car.

Screeaaaach

I back up from my garage

Crash!

No don't tell me! D-did I just...

Running out of my car to find out what I hit. Arriving at the back of my car I can suddenly feel my legs going soft as jelly as I drop on my knees.

"Nooooooo! My precious bike...sniff..sniff.. my bike, the bike I had for two years! Is now crush under my car tires...sniff...sniff.Looking up in the sky with lifeless eyes, I arch my head back and yelled out "Jimmyyyyyyy!" I already know what you thinking. Why am I, a 17-year old boy naming objects?

Well it's a simple explanation, it is a force of habit of mines, I mean because I have been a loner ever since I became an assassin. You know if I gain a lot of friends or associates, it can be used against me if the enemy ever find out my identity.

After a few minutes of grieve, I grab the remains of my bike I stuff it inside the car "Just wait Jimmy there is going to be a proper burial" I said under my breath. Cranking the car back on, I drive off towards Walmart.

....

Parking my car in the parking lot, I get out of the car, heading towards the store I can see a group of people holding signs while chanting.

"Give me back my AC!"

"I want my AC!"

"Burn the place Down!"

Is there a terrorist in the group or something. That is some dangerous words he is chanting. Closing my eyes I shake my head as I Ignored it and entered Walmart.

Upon entering Walmart I can feel a cold breeze on my skin causing me to shiver "How cold!" I shouted. I knew I should have brought a jacket. Going towards the section of the furniture, I pick out a simple kitchen table and chairs as well as mops, and other cleaning supplies. For time being I will let Walmart hold on to the furniture until I come back with a moving truck to collect it.

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During the whole process of it I could feel a pairs eyes staring at me but not with malicious intent, so I just left it alone hopping that the person won't come and bother me.

"That will be in all, 167$ dollars, sir"

A female clerk says while having a sweet smile on her face

Standing in the check out line, I grab my wallet out of my pocket and took out a two hundred dollars bills and hand it over to female clerk. The female clerk had on the standard outfit for Walmart employees, she was average looking with long blond hair.

"Your change will be 33$, sir"

Extending out my hand, I grab the money from her and smiled "Thank you"

Suddenly I can see the clerk face turned flushed red..is she sick or something. Well anyways after paying for the supplies I head towards my car. Arriving out of the store I can see the group of people still holding the signs while chanting

"Burn the store!"

Give me back my AC!"

"I want my AC!"

"Burn the place Down!"

Some one really need to stop that man because I think he is serious, shaking my head once again I ignored the guy and went off towards my destination.

Arriving by my car I notice that my door was unlock, "Wait didn't I lock the door," standing there like a fool I scratch my head.. well their nothing in the car to steal except the car itself, so I decide not worried about it and enter the car.

...

*Click*

Unlocking the door to my house I enter it, setting the supplies down in the kitchen as I walk towards the restroom. Jeez isn't this the second time I have to bathe. During the ride a my cup coffee I bought from McDonald waste on me when I ran over a speed hump. Taking off my clothes, I fold it and put on the toilet and enter the shower.

After thirty minutes or so, I exited out of the shower and grab the robe that was hanging up on the nearby rack. Stepping out the bathroom I can suddenly smell the aroma of food.

My mouth goes watery smelling the aroma...wait when did I ever cook? Like as if a lightning bolt  stuck me I ran out of the bathroom while my robes falls off me.

Stopping at the kitchen entrance I can see a beautiful female black-haired figure cooking while happily humming a tune

"Hey! Who the fuck are you!" I shouted

"Don't tell me you forgotten about me?" Turning around I can see a familiar face causing me to open my mouth in shock. The female figure in front of me is Thela. Thela is the daughter of some rich men I have work for. In fact the reason for my near death experience on my last mission was because of her!

"Thela!? Why are you here? How did you get in here!?"

"Hehe...nice package.. and if you are wondering how I got here, all I did was follow you at Walmart and while you was buying your supplies or what not, I unlocked your doors and enter your car. It was quite easy...are you really an assassin?" She said while tilting her head as she smile a devious smile.

Quickly putting my hand over my crotch I blush a little " O-Of course I am an assassin!."

"Well anyways come eat, I know you want home cook food instead of the microwave stuff"

"How do I know that you didn't put nothing in it!?" I ask while I furrow my eyebrows

"Well..you will just have to trust me" She said while smiling a blissful smile.