"Drip Drip "

"Tap Tap"

"yawn"

Good morning my loves how were your dreams?

Chorus of women: They were lovely my lord, we had exquisite dreams of you doing ravishing things to us, i think we even came in our sleep to our delight.

Well my dears lets go to the inner bathhouse and relax in it soothing lukewarm waters.

"Tappity tap tap tap SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH."

"Hahahahhahehehehe"

Lord come here I'll give you a good rub

Okay okay calm down I'll be right there with you.

(Hmm, when we last went to sleep it was about 1956 A.D. so what's the date right now. "ztztztzt" oh its been 564 years now then that makes it 2520 A.D. Hmm it hasn't been that long.)

Oh come play with us, you're no fun always busy thinking about outside affairs. You were the one that brought us here to leave the outside world alone and we gladly came with you why can't you give back some love to us.

Yes hehehe sorry dears, but you know I must regulate major conflicts.

I've been regulating the earth since humans came to be. Through the milleniums I have watched as man grew in its infant stages til now as they put the Earth to waste. Through these endless ages i have secretly rested myself amongst the mortals and picked up delicate, beautiful, and cultured women and granted them immortality to live alongside me and put their own inputs on governing the world. It seems that it is ripe again to start the harvest before they wither out.

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Oops, it seems I have to go there are people at the footsteps of our door! "FLASH"

Aww, he always does this next time we've got to pounce on him.

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"Commander were running out of Delta Rays, were going to have to wait for another month until the next Alpha whale flies in."

"Okay, get the men to the fulfillment camps. Get the scouts to set up the perimeter."

(We're almost there, it's been 229 years since our ancestors started this war when will it end.)

"FWUSH... BOOM"

Sergeant, get out there and get me a report. Get troops if you need them.

I hope the expedition of legends comes true.

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Get Roy to set the charges, after this we should hit the entrance. (Then we'll know if the legends were really true.)

Boom

Where is the book and key. "Kachunk" " Servant of our fathers here ye mortal calling and bless us with your presence, bless us with your mighty presence and aid us in our path for peace."

"Flash" Hiiiiiiii

A-a-are you the servant of the Gods milord.

Yes, yes I am and I know why your here now go on back to your country I'll be there shortly. Take this with you, it's a sword, but a sword that can travel wherever the user has been to before. Remember though you can only use it three times a day.