A DRUNK CATERPILLAR; REINCARNATION GONE WRONG

Frank was living his best life—if your definition of "best" includes being a washed-up dad with a permanent seat at the local bar. But when Frank's drunken walk home turned into his final act, he didn’t expect to wake up as a caterpillar in his daughter’s garden. Yep, you heard that right. A caterpillar. No opposable thumbs, no way to crack open a cold one, and suddenly on the menu for every bird in the neighborhood.

But that’s not the worst of it. His beloved daughter is about to marry his former drinking buddy, a guy with enough booze in his system to keep a distillery in business. The same guy who might just be one terrible decision away from turning his daughter’s life into a disaster.

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Lucky for Frank, he’s got a surprise up his tiny bug sleeve: a weird, game-like system that lets him level up, grow stronger, and maybe—just maybe—turn back into a human. Or at least something with better odds of not being squished.

Frank’s got a lot to figure out: how to survive as a snack-sized insect, how to stop the wedding, and how to upgrade from a squishy bug to a dad his daughter can actually be proud of. Can he wiggle his way into being the hero, or is he doomed to be the world’s tiniest party crasher?

Join Frank on this hilarious, action-packed adventure as he battles hungry birds, existential crises, and the very real possibility that he’s just not cut out for this whole "hero" thing. One thing’s for sure—this wedding’s going to be one for the history books!