Light. As I opened my eyes, everything I saw was a blinding light.

Where am I? Who am I? Am I good-looking?

All these thoughts ran through my mind, but answers where not found.

Rough hands were pulling me out of that slippery something.

“Madam, a majestic baby indeed. Look at his eyes, he will become a great and wise man!”

Wait, did that guy just pull me out of a vagina? I got reincarnated? I came out of a vagina? Not being able to cope with the situation, I puked. The leftover food went all over the face of the guy holding me. Screw this guy, where is my beautiful nurse? Why did I get one hell of an ugly guy? Looking to my right, I saw a sexy young nurse lifting a newborn, why am I so unlucky? But after looking at his face dripping with my saliva, I felt better and started to laugh. The woman who gave birth to me, the man standing beside her as well as all of the nurses and doctors looked at me as with terrified expressions.

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“A devil, he must be Satan’s upspring!” said one nurse, whereas everyone nodded in agreement. Oh, baby’s are supposed to cry when born, how could I forget. I started to imitate the lucky baby that was now in the arms of his mother, but apparently I failed as my ‘crying’ caused my laughter to sound even crazier. I laughed straight for five minutes. When I opened my eyes, everyone had left the hospital room. Even my parents had left. I was alone in the room.

So my new life starts this way, huh?