It's my first time writing. I am german so please do not expect 100% though I am confident in my english(but not in my writing skills)

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It was an aweful day, like the last few days.

I was sitting in a bar and drinking shot after shot, glass after glass.

Dead drunk and hella depressed.

Last week my girlfriend which I really loved(probably delusions) left me with the excuse that she thinks I was seeing other woman.

I admit I was out many nights of the last 4 weeks drinking with my buds escaping from reality

because I had just lost my well-paid job.

She proabably was just pissed because I lost the job, or she was the one cheating on me. I will never know.

Now back to my drunken state again.

I was a lost and pitiful mess, if I hadn't worn a suit(after a failed job interview)

I probabably would have been mistaken for a homeless guy.

"That will be 96 Dollar, Sir Birdhead" the Bartender said.

"Here, keep the Rest" are the words I managed to say even in my drunken state.

Yes my name is Birdhead, I would always get made fun of for having this name,

but I couldnt hate it because it held some truth. I often zoned out even during ongoing conversations and lost track of what was going on.

"Get Home safely"

" Yes.. Yes.." I grumbled.

From the perspective of another person the way I was walking must have looked quite horrible, since I looked like a corpse and my

movements weren't too differnt than a zombies.

The city of New York. As busy as always, even during the night.

Since lunch I hadn't eaten or drunken anything(exept alcohol) so I decided to get something from the asianfood takeaway

on the other side of the road. Just when I stepped on the road a massive downpour started. The whole day it was clouded.

Very very dark clouds butit didn't rain.

As to not get too wet I startet running like some idiot zombie after it's prey. The only thing I saw after that were 2 Lights

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coming closer to me, and a sound of someone hitting their brakes much too hard. I closed my eyes, thinking fuck it,

it doesn't matter, let it be over.

Just in that moment - *rumble* *crash* - a thunderbolt came down.

I felt strange, I felt very strange, I couldnt even remember what was going on, but I felt light, like a feather, floating around.

It felt nice.

Suddenly I heard voices.

Ah right, there was a truck coming at me, guess I must have surived, what shit luck.

I felt wet, I was thinking it was the rain but it was too dark in the city, as if all lights were shut down.

The only thing that creeped me out was that my whole body was nearly being sqwashed by something, did somebody

put me into a garbage press or what.

Suddenly as if the lights whent on again I could see. Well I couldnt have wished for a better sight after an accident but

why was I staring directly at a clitoris, why was somebody holding my head and to be even able too see a fucking clitoris

from this angle somebody must have cut my head off, great, I can definitely live with a disabled body but not only with a head.

What in the fucking world was going on?

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I was much too confused at first but after I settled down it was as obvious as it was unreasonable,

being born again, to add to that being able to see clearly as a baby after being born, I have never heard of this shit.

Normally I would call my lawyer and file a lawsuit but against who? God? The pope, aka the fake Messenger, aka Pedophile

would have laughed at me for this. I would have laughed at this too, if this was a movie. Probably.

Especially if a ugly looking bitch, with a dimple on her nose and the overall appearance of a witch comes closer to

you with a knife in the hand, screaming and pointing at your dick. What the fuck is going on?

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Chapter 1

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