(First Scene)-Felix Bloodstone’s Dialogue
“I am Felix Bloodstone, the greatest magician in the history. My name will be known as I demonstrate my greatness around the world. Let it be known mongrels, the Overall King has return!” I declare loudly so the entire people inside the café hears me.
The entire cafe remains quit for a moment until all the people burst in laughter because of my awesome introduction “Yeah! I really nail that one! I think the people already like me!” I said it to myself while making a victory fist pump.
“Hahahaha! This guy is the real deal” Some bald guy with a hugely-built body said out loud.
“Hahaha! My stomach hurts from laughing, hahahaha!” Some fat-ass said while laughing at the same time stuffing his food on his big mouth.
“Overall King? Get outta’ here! You look more than a clown to me, kyakyakyakyakya!” Some old fart added while making an annoying laughter.
I grew a thick mark while hearing their response. These bastards. Trying to make a fool out of me! I swear I’ll send them crying. Gotta’ teach these motherfuckers a lesson they won’t forget “Hey shit-heads!”
Everyone stop laughing while turning their attention to me. “Yeah I’m taking to you dick-heads! Didn’t your mom ever told you to give respect when someone is introducing himself to a lady? Because if they didn’t then all of you along with your bullshit of a mother can just take a hike!”
“Huh? The fuck did you say, asshole?” Some guy reply to me with a T-shirt saying “I’m a fuckboy!”
“The hell, are you trying to be funny cause you aint’ making any sense to me.” Some guy with a menacing voice reply to me. He scares the fuck out of me!
I start to crack my knuckles while making an evil smile “Oh it’s on bastards!”
“Go to hell” Some guy yell while trying to aim his fist on my gorgeous face but I manage to grab his arm before it happens and I did toss at a table where it is still occupying by the same fat-ass who insult me from earlier.
That fat-ass also try to take me on but I manage to take the first blow and send him flying across the reception. The same bald guy also ambushes me but he slips on the beer that was spill that was in the fat-asses’ table earlier. The same old fart who mocks me attempt to toss his bottle of beer but I dodge it flawlessly and it manage to hit same guy who wears a stupid looking shirt and got knock out, I mean c’mon, what kind of people who wears that T-shirt, it’s ridiculous! Anyways the old fart miss and he decides to throw the chairs instead, he’s crazy! But I dodge it again and manage to grab one of them and I throw it back to him returning the favor. “Now, who’s up next?”
“Die, you mother-fucker!”
“Go to hell, bastard!”
The whole fiasco just turns into a brawl or some men call it “CLASH OF MEN!”
Almost half an hour has pass. All the men in the café joined the fray from earlier including the employees resulting a very beautiful scenery “Ahh! Now this is a masterpiece!” I said out loud while admiring my work.
“Look what you’ve DONE!!!” Flora, the maid who help me from earlier boom at the entire café.
“O-ohh?” I said stupidly “Sorry?”
I swear, I saw flora twitch her eyebrow “Sorry? SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! That’s it mister, you’re paying all of this damage, no, in fact I’ll add the meal you ate from earlier as another punishment for making me sorry for helping you on the street!”
“Wait, what? You can’t do that; I don’t have any money!” I reason to her to defend my wallet, wait, I don’t have a wallet, let alone a job!
“Well too bad Mr. Overall King! You’re going to work for it!” She said angrily.
“Hey! Overall King is a title, not a surname!” I response to her.
“Whatever, now go clean this place, this INSTANT!” She shouted loudly
“Y-yyes ma’am!” I said stupidly while standing straight and moving my right hand on my forehead (Similar to a soldier)
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I manage to finish cleaning the place along the unconscious body of the knuckleheads who tried to mess with me from earlier. Meanwhile, Flora is apologizing from the other customers who didn’t join the fray but they did laugh from my declaration so they should be in the same boats from these bastards but I’ll let it slide because they’re mostly woman and old people. Every time I stop cleaning for a single moment, Flora immediately gave me a menacing look, the look that could even scare a higher class of a (Magical Beast), very scary indeed.
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Flora Campbell is like a wolf on a sheep’s’ clothing. In other words, before she saves me from dying in hunger and provided me with food, she’s like an angel sent by the heaven’s above but when you mess with her café, she’s like a demon sent by the demon king himself to kill you. I guess it’s true that you can’t judge people by their looks!
After I finish cleaning, I was order to clean also the dishes, I take back everything I said being in a maid café, how UNLUCKY! “Here you go your majesty, another batch of dirty dishes” said by a maid jokingly, who also works from here judging by her outfit.
A girl wearing a maid outfit have arrive carrying piles of dishes, she has a short brown hair with an emerald-like eyes and I think she’s a year or two younger to me. One thing I can say, She’s quite a cutesy.
“Listen here miss, Overall King is a title, it is not mean I’m literally a king but I do not hate being call one though” I response to her because of her joke.
She’s scratching her head trying to think of something to say “Hmm, then you call yourself one?
“No, it means I- “
“I got it, you’re a comedian!” She rebutted while making a fist and pounding it on her palm.
I fell down due to her statement about me “No, I’m the Overall King!”
“Then you’re a self-proclaim king?” She said it quickly.
“I said I’m the- “I couldn’t finish what I’m about to say because my right ear got pull by a certain maid “Ouch, ouch! It hurts, it hurts! What gives woman!” I cry in pain.
“No. Slacking. On the job! “She scold me while pinching my right ear.
“Yes Ma’am” I said weakly due to my right ear still feeling the pain.
“LOUDER!!!” She said loudly
“YES MA’AM” I said even louder
After Flora pinch my right ear, I go back on washing the stupid dishes “Sorry for causing you trouble your majesty” She apologizes while bowing. I don’t know if she’s feel sorry or just mocking me, right now I can’t see her face very well because she is now bowing at me.
“Hah, never mind that, just don’t make me get scolded by Flora again, you hear? I reassure her.
“No Problem, by the way I’m Carol, Carol Brezell!” She introduces herself.
“I’m Felix, Felix Bloodstone. Nice to meet you, Carol!” I response to her.
“Same goes for me, Felix!” She replies back while shaking hands to me.
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Hours has pass and now, there’s no customers left besides, it’s already ten in the evening, who comes in the middle of the night in a maid café? I mean, give me a break, I’ve been washing dishes non-stop for hours, at least give me some time to rest my hands. “Good work Felix!” Said Carol, my new co-worker
“Nice work too, Carol” I reply to her
“Well what do you know, you and Carol are already quite close.” Flora said teasingly.
Carol and I immediately blush and look away at each other “Were not close!” We said simultaneously while blushing once again and look away at each other again.
“I’m just being a good co-worker besides; Carol is the only one who is nice to me around here” I retorted back.
Flora made a deep breath “Ahh, just no indecent relationship around here, got that wannabe-king?”
“Got It!” I put a thumbs up “Hey! What do you mean wannabe-king? What happened to calling me master?” I ask desperately
“That’s when you are still a potential regular customer, now you’re just a dishwasher working to pay off his mess!” She replies harshly.
“Well I- “I was trying to finish my sentence when out of nowhere.
*Boom*
An explosion came from the café’s door. Three menacing looking guys appear. They all wear a black robe and a mask that hides their faces. They’re bandits for sure. The one in the middle has his right hand cloak with fire while the other two are behind him. “Put your hands in the air and give up all your money!” said the guy with a burning hand, I can tell his a (Fire Magician) judging by the fire in his hand.
All the maids including the male employees, Carol and me did what the bandits said but “I refuse to obey orders from you!” said Flora in a brave tone.
“Flora, do what they say! They can use magic! Even with your (Wind Magic), you can’t take them all alone at once!” Carol shouts at Flora with tone of warning.
“Not until you try!” She said confidently “(Air Slash)” She casts a wind-base magic that creates a numerous amount of air taking in shape-like the letter C but glowing light green. It hits the bandits but they manage to survive the hit.
“(Flame Burst)” The Fire Magician-Bandit cast a fire-base magic that creates a bursting fire but Flora creates a force of wind that enables her to dodge the move and float temporarily.
“Is that all you got?” Flora said mockingly.
“(Shining light of arrow: Holy Gatling Shot)” The other bandit cast a light-base magic but only this time, it is in (Intermediate-Level). It appears that he is a (Light Magician). The attack manages to hit flora giving her some serious damage, I can tell because magic in those caliber can negate serious damage compare to the (Easy-Level). It can even kill a person if it hit in the right spot.
“AHH!” Flora cries in pain.
“FLORA!!!” shouts Carol.
Flora fell on the ground and seems she can’ get up, let alone move.” Should have listen to what we say, goodbye! (Burn brighter than the sun: Flame Helix) The Fire Magician-Bandit cast an (Intermediate-Level) fire magic, it has a form of a big ball of fire similar to the sun itself. As it approaches to the unmoving body of Flora.
“Flora! NO!!!” Carol shouts desperately again.
*Boom*
The magic attack explodes that creates a thick smoke that prevents anyone on seeing anything. A few seconds the smoke clears up and you will see Flora is still not burn but a certain hero is standing in front of her while his right hand is still where the Flame Helix was hit.
“H-he b-block it, one-handedly!” said the Light Magician-Bandit in shock.
“I-impossible!” said the Fire Magician-Bandit also in shock.
I smile because I manage to put an awesome entrance “Hey bastards! Didn’t your mom ever taught you how to treat a woman right? Because if they Didn’t then both of you along with your bullshit of a mother can just take a hike!”
“W-who are you?” said the Third bandit.
“I’m Felix Bloodstone, the greatest magician in the history! The next Overall King and currently working in Angel’s Maid Café as a... dishwasher!” I declare proudly while smirking so the entire people who is seeing this event will remember my greatness.