I re wrote this thing like five times because each time i started to write i got new ideas so this chapter was originaly 4500 words but ended up around 1500 xD btw some of the text may not fit because im lazy and i dident edit some parts and it may look entirly diffrent from what i see because i copy paset the text from the app im writing on datara DA

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Mathew had always ignored other people and most people had ignored him as he just thought of the world plain boring.

 Middel school was relatively easy but after finding the otaku culture   He spent most his time watching anime and reading light novels or drawing manga which was the one thing he burned for and thought was really fun but he was a bit mental sick because during higheschool he started thinking it was fun to hurt people and hearing the sound when a bone broke which also became a second hobby until he joined the military att the age of 18 after just gliding trough college and being in a bunch of fights with people and sending them to the hospital.

He was actually feared at the college because if u angered him.in some way he would breake your arm or something.   After a couple years in the military he was put in prison for beating the crap out of one officer there and was sentenced for a couple years of prison.

He was out walking again at the age of 24 and on his way to a old friends house he saw a car that was gonna run over a six year old kid and stopped to watch the kid get run over because no way in hell that hes gonna get a cliche ending.   After a couple of seconds a man jumped infront of the car and pushed away the kid and got run over while our MC had a hard time not laughing at the over used scene and that now that man would become a hero or something.

He kept on walking until he was gonna go across a bridge when suddenly he got a truck in his head.(BAM u weren't expecting that MUHAHAHA) 

His last thoughts were about what author could be so lazy to write that shitty ending for a MC.

He was just hoping that because he got this stupid ending he would get to be a hero or something and just run around on a rampage because he hated the shit about not being able to kill anyone unless you got enough money to cover it up.    So he would wanna be a monster not a human because humans had to much limits on their bodies.

He wanted to do what the fuck he wanted to but before that he had to get strong enough to slaughter everyone that opposed him and thats why he wanted to be a monster as they always grew stronger quicker than everyone else.

As he laid there laughing to himself he closed his eyes and was thinking death was really comftertable and nothing like what they say about light at the tunnel its just darkness and you feel very sleepy.     After what felt like an etirninty in that state he couldent handle it anymore and tried to move but then he suddenly felt extremely hot like his insides where burning then he felt freezing even to the bone like if you punched him he would become dust.

This kept up for a while when it stopped he could feel light pushing against his eyes.

Slowly he opened his eyes and for a few seconds he went into a shock.

Around him was something that looked like a kings bedroom.    The room had a dark grey floor and blood red walls with many paintings of what seemed like different mythical beings like a phoenix,hydra and other beings but he stared for a while at a creepy painting. A man wearing a shitty iron armor while sending a blue force wave against a dragon.

It had some small hovering balls that provided the light in the room which has neither dark nor bright. 

What had shocked him the most was the adorable girl next to him who looked like she was around 13 and long crimson hair with a pair of shining red eyes and two small horns sticking out from her head.

She was short may a bit more than a head shorter than him.

Her outfit was made out of a Black hoddy which was too big for her and a pair of wine red jeans shorts and black and red striped long socks and some black sneakers.

This book was originally published on Royal Road. Check it out there for the real experience.

She glared at me with a smile on her face until i finnaly asked her "who are you?"

"I am the almighty Loli Demon fear my kawainess"

[what the hell is up with this girl she is a bit too narsasistic]

After he stared at the girl for a little while he asked "where the hell am i and where is the devine being supposed to bring me to another world with awesome powers being sealed inside of me where i will activate when im almost dying while fighting against a way too strong enemy then overpower him?"

She stared at him for a while until finnaly opening her mouth "seriously that setting is way overused but what isent nowadays?"

"haha i know right but where am i because it sure dosent look like the abyss.   Did u summon me here to join your reverse harem or something."

"As much as i would like to create an original thing but sadly i got another overused request for you.    My two sisters sends out three champions each time they have an argument and will always have a few things at stake like the one of them have to be a frog for a million years or something"  

 "while this time they brought me in and said if i couldent find someone worthy i will have to marry the god of weebs and i don't like that pig of a dicrase to humanity."

"Well i fell bad for you because those demons are even more terrefiyng than a ginger disguised as a normal person."

"But i hav been looking at you for a while because as an immortal being without any duties and have finished the winter animes i decided to watch you for a while because you seemed like intesting carather mostly because i love your mangas but a little tip is that the tentacles should be dark pink and a bit more slimey instead of purple ." 

"And after killing you by making a truck random truck kill you after summoning it a hundred feet above you i got you here and now you will become my champion."

"Okay other than you killing me in a stupid way unfitting for this shit.

Why couldent i have died in a dramatic way while my best friend holds me and screams no.......forgot i have no friends ,_,"

"Quit whining and listen up because your soon gonna be born you little cry baby you care too much about the little things like who or what killed you"

"Okay but what do i need to do for winning your bet with your sisters and what do i get?"

"Your reward of course is taking me as a bride and saving me from the weaboos.   In addition you get your own light novel!"

"And for what you need to do i got a few tasks for you while your in that world"

He looked at the list with things he needed to do while laughing because these things were stuff he dreamed about!

She told him to put a bit of blood on the seal so that if he did not do these tasks before he died he would be reincarnated as an ordinary tree without the possibility to relief himself and have the feeling of almost taking a crap all the time.

He was going to bite his thumb AoT style but the Demoness stopped him with a grin on her face.

She took his index finger and started sucking on it for a while and started using thonge(you know what i mean so complain all you want but complain on my wifi free life......)

And she started making erotic sounds until she bit him in the finger.

He looked at her with a confused look until he finally took his finger onto the seal it started to glow violently until it faded away.

"Now to give you an unique gift so that u will truly become an protagonist for me to love!"

He felt dizzy and his eyes began to slowly  close and as everything went dark he heard a sweet voice "Don't you dare bore me and you can come back any time you want!"

I felt neither warm nor cold and i just laid in immense darkness in a time that felt forever when i suddenly felt some warmth.

I felt the warmth come closer and suddenly i heard someone say "its a healthy boy milord"