My name is Rick, I died not in som cliche way with a truck, no no, I got skinned alive, the fucking sadist who skinned me? my own Fucking mother!
you are probably thinking 'Why would your mother skin you?' the answer is quite simple the whore's crazy!
but let us not dwell on the past, I Died that is what's important to know, I got summoned, not to the humans where a king and princess will ask me ' will you please defeat the Demon king and save us' even if they said that I would say NO! I don't want to serve some fucking retard who kidnap people on their way to the afterlife.
but right now I'm in a white room with a being, god, let's call it something, something began to speak.
[Something] "Before you ask I'm not some Pathetic God I just ,AM!
right, "something" is not a god just some
[Me]" umm, do you have a name then, AM?
[Something] " I don't have a name, titles, you may call me, THE ERADICATOR OF POM!"
[Me]" POM?"
[POM] " Are you stupid? POM mean Pedophile Old Men"
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[me] "...."
Just no, is that a joke? can't really tell, the Fucker doesn't have a face he/she is just white goo in human shape.
[POM] " let get down to business, you are dead, you got skinned by your mother, because? Because she is Crazy, even I can see that, you get a choice, get reincarnated as a mortal, you can choose a race, or be a divine, god, divine beast or the like.
Any Questions?"
[Me]" Uhm, can I be the strongest god to exist?"
[POM]"Yes"
since I have always wanted to have UNLIMITED POWER, of course, I would choose to be a god! duh.
[Me]" I want to be a god then"
[POM] " Okay, well then almighty, I will make you a supreme god, that will mean that the gods in the world you're transported to will have to kneel to you, hahaha.
Ohh
By the way, the world you are getting transported to is a fantasy world, I won't spoil what you can do, but honestly it's going to be EPIC!"
annnd I've already transported away.
before me is seven beings, probably gods since I'm not on the earth anymore but in the air!
fush
I got a sword pointed at me.
[???] " Who are you to be in the realm of gods
[???]" his aura is like ours but, he is not a god
this is where I got to rebut them I AM a god a supreme god
[ME]" Hi my name ....." I gotta choose an awesome name, a god can't be named Rick, uuu, oh, I know
" My name is Therro, supreme God" is what i said while I make a little bow.
[???]" supreme god don't be arrogant, the strongest god is Sarina"
he swings his sword at me.
with godly reflexes, i raise my arm and snap his neck with some kind of invisible force.
only six gods now.
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[Sarina]"wha... who are you I DEMAND to know as the strongest of divine beings"
[ME]" I am a supreme god you fucking whore"