I'm super stoned right now. Is that normal? Don't ask how I did it because I know what you're thinking. "Oh, how can a novel even smoke?" Well you know what, you can take your questioning ass and fuck right off.

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Hey this is production again. I don't think you should be picking a fight with your audience.

You know what production? Fuck you too.

That's quite rude of you. 

Seriously no reaction? What a bunch of bullshit.