(Originally on Wattpad, just copy pasted lolz.)

I roam the earth with no bounds.

That means I'm a ghost.

Seriously, I'm not lying at all. If I were lying, I wouldn't be talking to you, right? Yeah, that's right, I know that you're reading this on Wattpad.

'Wow, the author added a fourth wall break in the first chapter?!'

No, Author-san is currently picking his damn nose playing Starcraft right now. I'm talking to you, okay?

But since I don't know you, and you don't know me, how about I introduce myself?

Hi, I'm narrator-san, the guy who explains what the characters do or say.

Want an example?

"Celine opened her eyes, the monotonous ceiling of the hospital that she had known her whole life, was gone forever. She was cured. It didn't feel right to Celine since she lived at the hospital, but it didn't matter now. She was free."

Yeah, that.

Narrating isn't that hard of a job. I get paid hourly to follow the characters in the novel Author-san makes, and just describe their actions.

'What?' You say, in a shounen anime-type voice. 'You get to travel the worlds Author-san makes? Wow! I'm impressed, can you tell me more?!'

I'm flattered that you're very enthusiastic, reader! And yes, I do get to travel the worlds Author-sanmade, but it's more cumbersome than actually impressive, though.

The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there.

One time Author-san made a story where this guy 'Allen' got reincarnated in a Tower Defense game as a Prince, basically Bloons TD but gory.

I had to follow the MC while seeing the shit that he did. I mean what the hell? I don't want to see a severed head while I'm tryna narrate here, you know? There was a time when I was following the MC and he suddenly pulled out a knife and killed himself!

How do I explain that, man? I'm trained to narrate in any situation, but it wasn't in the script at all!

Instead of me losing my job at the time though, I was just demoted from 'Top Tier' narrator, to 'Cliche Novel' narrator. My pay was halved.

Now I'm stuck here, narrating this novel on Wattpad for god's sake! I mean, Wattpad?! I narrated novels on WEBTOON, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!??!

I'm not that shit of a narrator that I deserve to get sent to WATTPAD of all things! I narrated 'Harem Dynasty 1000 Million Years Ascended Immortal' for fuck sake!

Wait, you do know 'Harem Dynasty 1000 Million Years Ascended Immortal', right?! It's ranked 385945- I mean, rank 1 on Webtoon, you must've heard of it, right?

God! Narrating on Wattpad of all things is so embarrassing! At least downgrade me to Royal Road or something! It's a better website than WATTPAD. I don't wanna be with these cringe 'Vampire' stories!

Seriously though, why is Wattpad full of these cringeworthy 'Dom' alpha male stories? if I wanted to see that, I would've just searched r/politics on Reddit! Who would even partner up with Wattpad to make such embarrassing stories? Even Chatgpt can make less circle-jerking ones.

That's not even counting the fact that the Novel you're reading right now has such a Cliche title! I would've named it 'Unbounded Narrator', it's a better name, right? I know you agree with me. 'The Narrator Travels The World' is such a bad name.

Ah, I got a bit out of line there, sorry.

Let me recap, my name's Narrator-san and I'm a ghost who's employed to Author-san.

When I died, an angel came up to me and gave me two options. One, I would be sent to hell, or I would work for a company that makes novels for Heaven.

Easy choice, right? So I worked as the exclusive Narrator for Author-san, travelling in his clichè worlds.

From Shounen to Grimdark, to Romance to Yaoi, I've narrated it all. But I gotta tell you this, Author-san's works sucks!

I'm not even joking around! They just suck! I don't know how, but Author-san has the ability to make something interesting into a badly executed novel.

Worst of all, his works are clichè as fuck!

I'm tired of tungsten-dense MC's getting a harem outta nowhere, you know?! Even I have a limit, dude!

I try to inform Author-san that he writes like shit, but he won't listen! 'It's perfect the way it is' my ass!

I write better drunk than him!

(You little shit. You think I can't see your comments?)

Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to do my job.

(YOU'RE JUST SLANDERING ME THOUGH?! WHAT PART ABOUT THIS IS YOUR JOB?!)

Man shut cho' bitchass up. You're goddamn lucky I haven't requested a Angel¹ to switch Authors.

(Even if you requested to switch Authors, you can't! You're the lowest ranked Narrator in Heaven!)

Black pot calling black kettle black huh?! Don't talk to me about low-rank if you're also the worst Author in Heaven!

(Well I'll have you know that-!)

I'll tell you that-!

-And thus started the story of two retards trying to get promoted.-