5.24 PM Saturday 12th April 2031

BBC Radio 5 17.24 PM

“And Cool Hoof Luke has won the National having beat Not in Harness with Student Disco home in third, fourth across the line is What a Sham, Destined For in fifth, Naming Convention in sixth, Sour Thumbs just beat out Famed Rider to seventh and that's that for this the first much diminished grand National run since the Great Crisis began five years ago.”

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14.03 PM Sunday 13th April 2031

BBC Radio WM

“Tragedy once again struck the M6 this afternoon when a collision between a Truck and Range Rover resulted in the death of the drivers of both vehicles and a passenger in the Range River between Junctions 7 and 8.”