Hmm

What's wrong?

I couldn't think of any one-shots to write so I feel like just doing a comedic little sketch about my process

But there is no process...

"That's why I can just turn it into a sketch!"

Why did that one have quotations?

That, my thought bouble, is a retort

.........

"Don't judge me!"

You are talking to yourself

Now you see why I believe this is comedic

And if it isn't?

Then shame on you

Can we get started already

We hadn't?

"I hadn't" should be the correct phrase and no

"Okay, grammer nazi"

You just called yourself a nazi

"Let's get started!"

Why no updates?

Because you are lazy

I'd like to think I procrastinate

Difference?

Lazy is never, procrastinate is delayed start.

.... Haven't you noticed the infrequent use of words like I, we, etc.?

Yes, while annoying, there's nothing I can do about it

You could change ....

"Lazy Button!" Press.

BEEP

Now you're inserting sound effects and fake items

Quiet, my song's playing

Half the time, your song is playing

That's because who wants to listen to a song that they don't like

No one noticed the missing minutes

Shush, that is writer's perspective not reader's

I forgot, do we use periods

Don't think so... Scroll up

To the readers, we didn't

I checked. Insert ....

We are not including a Pinocchio sound effect

Unauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.

But it'll be funny!

No, no it will not

Fine. I'm going back to reading TGR

No you are not, because you are still typing

But he's making a breakthrough....

Half the time MC's in wuxians make breakthroughs. Besides, you should be taking it easy after that headache earlier

Btw readers, we had a headache

And there goes the journal appeal

What is the appeal again?

I thought I was the thought bubble

You are!

Then when did we switch roles?

......

"Flipping the table!"

BANG

Think that fixed it

"Think that fixed it, I don't think it did"

How did you end up with the retorts? Never mind, flipping it again!

Wait! I like the ability to retort

BANG

Better. Smiley face

Grumpy face

Cheer up Grumpy cat

Do people still remember grumpy cat?

Sign when you realize you are getting old, you do not know what the kids know

MAKE IT A PLAQUE IF NOT A MEME

Sigh, like star wars

"Really Peter? You were the chosen one! You were meant to save the geekdom not split it!"

Okay, that one came from nowhere

Who hid a trap card there?

We had a magic the gathering joke planned before we started writing this but forgot it so we went with yugioh

I like card games

If asdf taught me anything, this will end up in a lot of paper cuts

"I said 'I like card games' and not 'I like trains'"

BAM

NOT

No trains were featured in this sketch

How much longer?

Considering our endurance level, three minutes ago

Thanks.

THUMP