The god of chaos was as always messing with mortals and cultivators, for example casually dropping thousands of pounds of meat on a squirrel thing or watching a chest with teeth from another dimension when suddenly the god of order and hero came butting in and decided to seal him for some million years or so. The god bored out of his mind decided why not give a star consciousness. Even better, make it the sun.
-Where am I? What am I?
- Oh, good you´re awake, so you are a sun, sunny and I Rick decided to make you ALIVE for fun sake, so you must be wondering what are you, where are you, and what to do. Well about the last I can´t help but I can say you are a yellow star with thousands of vermin around you, being a star you naturally orbit a black hole of a galaxy known as Chocolaty Way.
-So, you are my creator… Well what do you expect me to do? I cannot even goddamn move.
-You can do anything! Shine! Burn! Be what you will for I the god of chaos, bob, shall expect only entertainment, it is all for you to figure out, HAHAha…
Huh he is gone… well what can I do? I only feel energy and its all spread out and unruly… maybe I could try to concentrate it for and easier control and, if I can control it, I can launch it out of and get moving! That’s it lets try it out!
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As the energy and mass of the sun concentrated it got smaller and hotter, the plasma started compressing more and more, and soon it became a gas, with some more effort it became a drop of liquid (that is for a sun), soon two and tree all the way to becoming a puddle, and with enormous effort it became solid, round and spinning.
I did it! Wait, why is it spinning faster? Wait that’s a little too fast, wait, stop! Why are you turning liquid again? Its getting stronger… I need to do something! Come on! Stop! No, no, no. GODAMN CALM DOWN THINK, what can I do? I need to let it out, but it can’t be like this or something really, really bad will happen, maybe I can turn it into light…? I will try my luck
As this was happening the habitants of earth looked up strangely at the sun as it was getting noticeably smaller and was shining less brightly, everybody was in fear of it disappearing, but thankfully, it started getting brighter again, albeit smaller. One old man staring disbelievingly at sun getting brighter thought “Well it aint gonna stop getting brighter so soon” and soon after it gave of an extremely bright light, mercury just became plasma, Venus became a ball of pure fire and earth happily exploded in show of beautiful glowing rocks and life in its different more than flammable shapes. The other planets soon followed one way or another in the sun’s bright flash.
Whew, I survived at least; note to not do this next time. Well I should try other ways to move, but for now let us watch the planets and calm down…! WHERE ARE THE PLANETS? WHY IS THERE A LITTLE SUN ORBITING ME?!?! Did I do something wrong…?