one day, little Karl was out walking. he had heard of a scary alien story on the news. but he was smart, "if there were really aliens, why am i alive?" sadly, there was no answer. becouse Karl is dead. dont meddle with aliens, bitch.

Inside a dark cave, or rather, a dungeon, a bright light shined. not just light, oh no. this light was red. but not very, as it grew faint after a small time of glowing, and eventually died out. this was when Karl came back to his senses. "w-where am I...?" he tried looking around, but to his surprise, he was unable to. all he saw was a bright red light, shining in his eyes. this reminded him of his obscure death-by-aliens. "Holy shit, did I die? Fuck no, im not accepting that shit!" Karl directed his concious unconciously towards a simple rock. as he got closer, instead of bumping into it and spilling his gjts out, instead he move up on it.

"Wut" he simply though as he looked about the room. sadly it wasent a room. it was a cave. while Karl was holding his non-existant breah in confusion, a cat enterd the room. or as i should say, a giant saber toothed lion entered the dark cave. Karl looked at the lion before letting out a silent horrified scream. the lion took no notice, and stepped closer to Karl. as Karl was stunned in fear, he just let it come. what a doofus.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

the lion hastly put its paw on top of Karl. somehow, Karl was unscathed. wich confused him. Karl tried what he did before, and directed his concious at a wall. he rapidly moved there, with a lion at his heels. the lion happily ran efter him, ramming its paws and ckaws against the stone wall. Karl was yet again unscathed. as Karl was noticing a pattern, he took notice of it and tried something no normal fucking human would ever do. he thought "man, i must be a reborn OP MC that is also a micro! this must be an rp like world!" he then shouted with all his might

"STATUS SCREEN" and low and behold, it actually appeared

Name: Red Dot

Species: Red Dot

Speed: 5

Streangh: None as of yet

Defence: immortal

Abilitys: Eye Catcher, Blinder, Annoyence,

Would you like to evolve?

Points: 2

"IT APPEEEEEEEARED" in his imagination, Dot fell down on his knees, held his arms into the air and looked behing himself. excitedly he scurried through the status, tanking notice of ever detail. "hmmmmm, 'Eye Catcher....?'"

Dot thinked long and hard, not minding the huge sabertoothed lion clawing at his small, red, glowing body.

"is there anyhing i can upgrade?..." he though for a moment, only to shout out a triuphant answer.

"Upgrades!"

-as of yet, you can only buy the "Seer" skill. would you like to buy the "Seer" skill?-

"Fuck yes i do!"

Dot hastely answered, only to be met with a surprise.