I opened my eyes and realized I am sitting in a chair while a wise looking old dude sits across from me. This almost seems like an interview type situation except the place we are at has all white walls and there is no furniture except for the table and the two chairs we are sitting on. This is really wierd because the last thing I remember is driving my car. The light had just turned green so I started moving when some dumbass trying to run a red light crashed into me. That's strange, shouldn't I be in a hospital? But I dont seem to have any injuries and why the fuck is this old dude just staring at me and not saying anything.
"Hello, welcome to the judgement zone. My name is G(br^l and I will be going through your life choices and explaining how they will affect you now." suddenly the old dudestarted talking, but what was his name I couldn't catch it.
"Lets see here, it seems you were raised to believe in God and you prayed with devotion until the age of 16, at which point you started to lose your devotion until you turned 18. At this age you completely renounced your faith in God. Thats not a good sign for you but lets continue." The old bastard said in a condescending tone. Im starting to get kinda pissed here cause this guy is just going on about my life choices and how they were good or bad. And the way he is talking about judgment and God and all I guess I'm dead huh. Apparently God does exist, and this guy is one of his workers or angels probably.
"All together your karma seems to be positive but when we look at the fact that you didn't place your faith in God and worship him following his laws I can only feel pity for what is going to happen to you. After wiping your memories you will be reincarnated into a poor family and will be infected with HIV in the womb." Is this fucker serious, there is no fucking way I'm gonna accept this.
"WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO JUDGE ME YOU FUCKING CUNT!?" I yelled at the top of my lungs while standing up."Fuck your God and his fucking rules, all this time you've been going on about how this was the right choice and this was the wrong one, but you don't get to judge me and my choices when you never fucking answered my prayers!" I was about to continue when the door suddenly burt open and a really old dude with a beard going all the way to floor came in looking pissed.
"Who dares to scream in my domain!" He suddenly said with extreme authority and the dude I was working with got up from his chair and kneeled in front of him. I guess he is the big guy.
"G*br**l what is going on here?" the new old dude, who I'm assuming is God, questioned.
"My lord, this soul seems to be discontent with me judging him using your authority." The original old dude said in a panic. After hearing his answer 'God' stared at me for a quick second and then said, "Hmph, A mortal who didnt have faith, a wretched soul. I don't need such filth going back to my world even as a pathetic ant. G*br**l, are there any worlds who have sent out a request for a soul recently?"
"Yes, my lord, the world of Mythion has sent a request under Lady Ulna's authority for a soul."
"Good transfer this one there, I dont wanna have to deal with it." 'God' commanded.
"However, my lord,-" The old guy started to say but 'God' quickly cut him off stating in an agry tone, "When I give a command just carry it out, I don't need you to question my words!"
"Yes, my lord" The old guy lowered his head and replied quickly to dispel 'God's' anger. After hearing his reply 'God" left before I had a chance to say anything and slammed the door behind him.
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After he left the old guy got up and had a strange look on his face for a second but quickly changed it back to his original old dude look. "Normally, your last life's memories would be cleaned before sending you to reincarnate but Lady Ulna requested for a soul with the memories intact, for some unknown reason, so I will transfer you over now." He said before snapping his fingers.
All of a sudden white light engulfed me and I was now in a luxurious room fit for a king's bedroom from the middle ages.
"It seems that prideful old bastard delivered on my request quite quickly." I heard a beautiful voice from behind me as I was looking around the room. When I turned around I found a beautiful woman wearing a thin piece of cloth around her body covering only her boobs and then flowing down to cover her waist and hip area. Well, I wouldn't really call it covering considering the fact that it was so thin i could see everything through it. This woman was lying down on a comfy looking sofa in an extrememly seductive pose.
"Ara, it seems your eyes wander quite a bit, do you like what you see?" she said with a mischevous smile. I thought what is there to lose and replied while smiling in a similar manner, "Yes I do, but I would like to experience such beauty with my sense of touch and not just my sight" Hahahahah, she laughed before replying, "It seems he sent over an interesting one, but lets get to business shall we?" Her tone changed to a more business appropriate one as did her facial expression.
"The thing is the world I govern, Mythion, it used to be fun watching it. I'd always get to see interesting fights and interactions, but for the longest time now, I have been bored because its all the same thing over and over again, nothing really fun or unexpected happens. So I decided that I would take a soul from another world with intact memories and throw it into my world. That would liven things up. And this is why you are here." She explained as if she was talking about spicing up her normal meal with a new dish or something. Meanwhile I listened with expectation and realizeed my new life isn't going to be so boring.
"You will be born like a normal child would but I will give you a special blessing to help you out because it isn't going to be any fun for me if you die right away. Alright, so tell me what kind of blessing you would like. Oh yeah, by the way my name is Ulna, I forgot that mortals can't just see our names so its nice to meet you." She finished with an excited look on her face like a little kid would have when presented with a new toy.
"Okay, I get the gist of it but before i choose a blessing can you give me some general info about the world?" I asked because certain blessings would be better in certain types of worlds.
"Let me see, to use terms you are familiar with, it will be like you are in a RPG such as Sk***m or Wi*ch*r. Does that answer your question?" Ulna replied. I smiled and asked one more question "Will there be a level cap?"
"No, there is no level cap but the highest level humans are around 250 or so because as you get to higher levels they require more xp and human lives arent that long even when they reach high levels." She replied. I asked my final questions, "What is the average lifespan of a human and what kind of family will I be born into?"
"The lifespan of all living things depend on their levels, for humans with levels less than 100 they will only live until for around 60 years, between 100 and 150 around 140 years, between 150 to 200 around 200 years, and between 200 and 300 is about 300 years. All though no human or any other race has ever reached that level but at level 1000 they become immortal in the sense that natural death will never come from them but if they get killed they will die. As far as your soon to be family. You will be born as the first son of a Duke and his wife in a decently big nation on the eastern coast on the 3rd biggest continent. Now that should be enough questions, name a blessing you would like and I will tell you if I can provide it or not" Ulna explained and cut off any more questions but those were my last ones anyways. As for my blessing there is only one that makes sense in an RPG like world.
"I want..."
AN: Please dont hate me for the cliffhanger. I hope you guys like this so far and would love it if you could provide any feedback thank you for reading.