* Twenty-eight instances of the word ‘pneumatic’, referring to gigantic breasts;

* One instance of the word ‘hydraulic’, presumed mistake, referring to same gigantic breasts;

* Numerous references to Eithan (the protagonist) being “crushed”, “smashed”, “smothered”, or otherwise “dominated by” the aforementioned gigantic breasts;

* One instance of the word “nipple”;

* Two instances of pedophilia or pedophilic tendencies, not recognized as such;

* One instance of pedophilia (or pedophilic tendencies) that was, according to the text, not pedophilia;

* Four hundred and thirteen uses of the word “harem”;

* Three instances of mind control (sexual);

* Twelve instances of the word “chastity”;

* All instances of the word “nya”, and any related references to female characters meowing like a cat;

* The word “collar”.