I head of my door with my head held high, smiling like an idiot to myself for ten minutes straight before I realised what I was doing, and hung my head in shame. Why do you ask? Its because I increased my Agility and Strength again by two for each, for doing all manner of exercises and stretches. 

I do feel more acrobatic now; I can fully touch my toes with no discomfort. I feel like I’ve achieved something with that.

Time to hit the club, I’m actually looking forward to this, to see if this change that I’ve had will help me to pick up some actual girls! I reach John’s apartment and knock for him, since I don’t like to drink, I have to be responsible for my ‘little kiddies’, so they don’t fall into a drain pipe or something. People are stupid when they are drunk.

He unlocks the door, and locks it again behind him. Standard procedure. “You gonna enjoy yourself tonight?” Johns asks me, I raise an eyebrow “why would I be coming id I wouldn’t enjoy myself?” he punches me in the arm; pain lasts for a second before disappearing. And I see a red number in my vision.

-1 hp

I took damage? Interesting. “You know what I mean Siris, don’t be a dickhead” I laugh and say “Someone’s sensitive tonight” and I run away from his fist. “Come on man, we have to pick up everyone else.”

We get off at the Avenue, the place to suit your needs, need bars? They’ve got them. Need Gyms? They’ve got them. Need drugs and prostitutes as well? They’ve got them as well. I can already see everyone else coming towards us, the Odd Ones. They’re odd because they’re the only ‘normal’ ones that live here.

“Hey you wankers, everything been alright?” I say to them but they ignore me and head straight for John. They all laugh, without me. I turn to john and fake cry “my kiddies have left me” he laughs.

“Have a look at that guy’s eyes,” he told the rest of them. They all look at me curiously, and then Adam spots my eyes and exclaims “Siris?” I look at him and nodded my head. Then they crowd around me, saying stuff like “where’s your scars?” and “you look good man, new hair style?” and I heard a disturbing whisper “I want to eat you up”.

I took a step away from the group after that, I shiver unintentionally at what I heard.  And a box popped up:

WIS increased by one for protecting your ‘masculinity’!

Great, there’s a good ‘grinding’ situation, was my joke.  We walk towards the nightclub that’s popular; it’s only a black box with a few druggies outside as bouncers, but its got good music so I can’t judge.

We pass through unscathed, which is a miracle nowadays since all the muggers tend to wait for an ‘opportunity’ around here. I see that there is already a crowd growing, good, lets get a good party going.

Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.

The music buzzed in my ear, and everyone was dancing, drinking and having fun. Just my kind of night. I get the lads together for a round of shots. “Shots, shots, shots, shots….” We all shout out in excitement. I drink the very cheap vodka, and with that I notice a box appear in front of me:

Debuff: Drunk (10%)

So there’s this sort of thing as well huh. I look towards my drink in interest, so ten of these and I’m out. Well crap, and I wanted to fully enjoy myself tonight. I look up towards my gang, oblivious as always, but I love them all the same.

We spread out, trying our moves onto the ‘single’ ladies here, I don’t think its gonna go to well with John, but maybe the others would get at least a kiss this time? I haven’t got too much confidence in their smooth talking to the other sex.

I move to the bar, not for more drink mind, but usually this place is full of girls, basically a nest to get a bird, I snicker to myself. Although I have to get a drink or else ill look out of place. So I get a rum and coke, pretty standard choice, but better than that shot of vodka.

Off to my right, across the stained counter, I see a few girls looking at me, truth be told this makes me kind of nervous, as the stares are filled with lust and attractiveness towards me, which actually scares me a bit, as usually I have to try really hard to get to this point. To think that all I needed was my scars removed and I’m a chick magnet. Who knew?

They keep on staring at me, and it’s been ten minutes straight. I shiver uncontrollably. I guess I should be making my way over to them, if I want them to stop staring at me like this. I manage to get across the mass of people, I only spilt a little bit of my drink, which is usually a miracle at this area.

“Hello, girls” I say as I arrived next to them. They all smile at me seductively, I gulp out of anticipation. “I couldn’t help but notice you three having a look at me, and when I looked at you all, I could help but believe that I was in heaven.” I know, I know. They laugh, if a bit mockingly, but I think I deserved it with that sort of line. I scratch the back of my head embarrassingly.

“ Well, thank you for noticing our looks” said a beautiful, blonde woman, she looked at me with a hunger in her eyes, and then she notices my eyes, or so I think, as she stands there in awe. Huh, you did it again boys, I think of my eyes.

The two other girls also notice my eyes, and then their stares turn even more lustfully and hungrier. Hmmm, this is an interesting movement, I thought to myself. I smile at them kindly

“ we should get this night started, don’t you think?”