Novels2Search
The Iron Nuntius
Too angry too leave Mrs. Fluffles

Too angry too leave Mrs. Fluffles

[-360]

Oh, what? I'm flying?...Or N-OUCH!

THUD!

[Lvl 20 Ezekiel Riverman]

[HP: 360/950]

The now frightening sound of air exhaling made me flinch just after my amazing crash to the wall and landed over here, to a new room. That thing didn't even flinch when I punched it in the head and it dealt only 50 damage!

"Hey~ Big Guy! Care to spare some of your time to hear about- JESUS CHRIST!"

The minotaur was a real jackass, it didn't hear me out and immediately charged at my...huh? It charged at where the rubbles fell? A light bulb appeared on top of my head as it blinked open, well just pretend it's there~ I got an idea because I remembered something.

'These things were all blind, and no eyes means yes ears~'

I stood up, silently. As silently as I can. And I also stopped breathing tip-toeing my way to where the undead minotaur originated from. The thing was still busy exhaling, I don't know how it exactly exhales but it does and ignoring my flying thoughts I picked up my Necromace.

[Equipped Necromace]

'Be useful now you big lump of pvp weapon'

I used the mace and splendidly smacked a nearby table, it was metal and when metal hits metal you make sound~ what type of sound? Sound that can be used as a distrac-

THUD!

[New skill obtained Dodge]

'I need some agility huh?'

I nearly died there and my face was still stuck with a smile, yep. That minotaur is fucking fast, fast as fuck boi~ Anyways, that nearly killed me but I know now how to kill him...or trick him to death.

[Lvl 24 Undead Minotaur]

[HP:1100/1250]

'Wow, 150 damage all in all to him? I nearly died twice and 150 damage? Really? He's just 4 levels above me?!'

I turned around and what I saw made me...furious.

[Fury Activated]

[Strength: 48]

"YOU UGLY THING MOCK ME?!"

The minotaur had a smirking, or whatever it was as he bobbed his head backwards, prompting me to charge at him. He even threw his hammer away...I'm killing this thing. Without further ado, I charged at him and he charged at me. Not a single soul has ever mocked me ever since I brought a highschool asshole flirting with my sister to the deathbed when I was just grade 6. This thing's undead so it might not have a soul but still we did a solid pushing battle, and I was at the losing end. It was a weird sight, a 6'4 man was having a showdown with a 7'9 minotaur and the battle was going as it was supposed to be.

"LIKE HELL IT WILL!"

[Fury has evolved into Wrath]

Looks like my prayers, or in this case shouts of anger was heard by the system who gave me the damn skill in the first place and evolved it. So you do know this is a bullshit unfair fight?

[Wrath - Increases strength by 1 point for every second you are angry, all stats will be returned to normal once you lose your anger either by calming effects or when the souce of your anger is no longer a source of anger]

Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.

[Strength: 39]

The minotaur felt that I became weak and pushed me even more, I was gradually sliding back and getting myself pushed back to the wall.

[Strength: 44]

"YOU FUCKING COW! I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!"

[Strength: 50]

12 seconds have passed and it's my turn to push back, just as I was having the thought I felt myself getting stronger and stronger that I eventually stopped sliding. The mino still made me a little shaky but atleast I was beginning to win.

"URGHHHH!"

[Strength: 55]

PUSH! PUSH PUSH PUSH! PUUUUUSH!

[Strength: 60]

The minotaur found me to still be weak so he removed one hand from our deadlock and blew it like some fly dropped on it...oh boy.

[Strength: 70]

It was at this moment that the minotaur realized, he fucked up. The sound of cracking could be heard as the minotaur suddenly felt pain on his left hand's fingers.

[-100]

"MOOOOOO!"

It got pissed off and decided to punch me in the face. Oh, this thing doesn't increase constitution huh? Oh dear...the impact of his fist to my face sent shockwaves that practically equaled to being hit by a bus all over my body. I was pretty sure it broke a lot and ruptured most organs? I dunno ask my body?

[-300]

[Lvl 20 Ezekiel Riverman]

[HP:60/950]

"YOU FUCKING INBRED CUNT!"

[Strength: 85]

I felt weird. I was strong, very much so but the pain made me angrier, I saw my health and one more punch and I was dead. And that realization made me...angrier?

"MOOOOO!"

The minotaur cocked back it's free, unbroken arm and was about to punch me. The memories, is this the seeing your life before death kind of thing? I saw my parents, my mom, my dad, my crippled son of a bitch uncle and some friends from a gang and finally a vision of my most important person...my cat...Mrs. Fluffles...Huh?

"Alyshia...WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR CAT IN MY DYING MEMORIES!!!!!!"

[Due to the influence of Wrath you have gained a new related skill]

[New skill obtained Nuntius Defiance]

[Nuntius Defiance - Prevents you from having 0 health points for 5 seconds and heal for the amount of damage you have dealt, if activated willingly the cooldown penalty will not be applied but if this ability was activated automatically it will have a cooldown of 1 week]

From the depths of my consiousness something was born, a flame of some sort that was burning with a fire larger than what you would get if the whole twin towers was submerged in flames. From there another prompt came but I ignored it in favor of using the skill I just gained.

"IRON NUNTIUS!"

[Iron Nuntius activated]

The punch came and connected to my face sending another bus crash shockwave but as expected.

[-360]

[HP:1/95-]

[Strength 95]

"MY TURN FAGGOT!"

[1000]

[You have slain an Undead Minotaur]

[+2 levels]

[Strength: 100]

I uppercutted, I uppercutted with glee and the minotaur was sent flying all the way to the roof. I had 5 seconds and this was precious. It probably only dealt 500 but since my trait made uppercuts critical the damage was effectively doubled and he flew up while also having his head explode upon contact. I took the time to observed my body tha- hooooleee shit!

"AHHHHHHHH!"

[Strength: 38]

My body was covered with nerves and was bulging like the hulk but instead of green it was red, like, sore type of red. Oh, ignore this. It's just me screaming in pain because accelerating muscle growth to the point that it bulged and turning it back to deflate like a ballon didn't just hurt, it was like someone removed my skin and grinded me in magma while pouring alchohol, the sterilizing one at me. The flame inside my consiousness also felt like it has gotten smaller, smaller than a candle's flame actually.

[-10,000]

[HP:1/1100]

I dropped down, like a dead person to the floor as I watched my health bar flll back up by 1000 points.

[Nuntius Defiance defied your death]

"I want to sleep..but not yet..."

I groggily stood up and not knowing how but I made it back to the cells. I laid on one of the bed and slept, slept peacefully.

"Alyshia...I'm still alive"

...

What was that? I felt like...that time whenis my brother was brought to the hospital after all the boys from his school fought with him as a sign of rebellion agaisnt he reign...

"Ms.Riverman, Alyshia is thinking chuuni stuff again!"

Annoying.

"Oh, you are a 8th grader are you not Alyshia?"

A soothing female voice, my mother obviously said to me with a calm smile. Tch, fake smile anyways. It runs in the blood.

"I was just thinking of my brother"

Then 3 other voices said in a rythmic pattern.

"Bro-con"

"Incest"

"Oh my, Alyshia?"

My eyebrow twitched, this people are annoying.

"I AM NOT A INCESTIOUS BRO-CON! AND DON'T OH MY ME YOU JIGGLING PIE OF CHEST FAT!"

The last insult was to my mother, jiggling piece of...Well, atleast I know I'm not a walking wall, not that I ever deserved to.

"I'm going out"

I sighed in whatever was left of my embarassment and went out of the room, or tent. There's a shop in here that sells temporary tents that are big enough to...like house several people and it was weirdly different inside as what you would expect from a tent. It's like another dimension or something.

"I hope you're still you, oh dearest brother of this queen...well princess until my mom passes anyway."

A gust of wind blew by and my pinkish red hair was blown away, anime style...cool hehehe

"Chuuni"

"Shut up, Shirley"

Previous Chapter
Next Chapter