Micheal and Lee both had enough of what has happened with their lives and decided to end it all. Lee went over to a cliff and Micheal decided to drink poison. However when Micheal drank the poison he was surprised to see he had survived, for the poison was a fake, someone had swapped it. He quickly ran to the cliff where Lee had supposedly jumped, he found Lee just barely hanging on, he quickly turned around and saw Kirby. It was Kirby that had swapped out the poison for the fake.He quickly tried to suck Micheal and Lee, Micheal could not escape but Lee managed to call King DeDeDe to DeDeDestroy Kirby. After he had unleashed DeDeDestruction upon Kirby. On his final breath, Kirby summoned Two familiar foes to the battlefield. One to the left of Kirby was G.U.S and to his right was SUKU-LOOMPA. G.U.S and SUKU-LOOMPA fought Lee and MIcheal while Kirby restored energy. Micheal attempts to fire a friendship beam and this time due to his new looks and perfect BMI he is able to stabilise through the power of the friendship beam. Simultaneously Lee lets out the biggest tub of elmer's glue and spills glue everywhere. This glue later resulted in a tsunami of glue which Micheal tried to counter with stop inertia but failed and was swept away. Lee then called Meta Knight for help and he arrived in the Halberd and rescued Lee. Kirby, G.U.S and SUKU-LOOMPA after finding Micheal and Lee began to fuse together to form the ultimate life-form. The Adaptation of Kirby, The Wrath of SUKU-LOOMPA and The SIMON of G.U.S. KURGUS-LOOMPUS!!!!! Quickly, Lee summoned Sakurai, the director or Smash Bros himself, to the fight. And MIcheal,charged up a beam like never before, The power of friendship, love, pure-heartedness and God all in one beam. The beam of positivity. It had worked, KURGUS-LOOMPUS was defeated but mass amounts of negative energy was released. Sakurai quickly redirected the energy with his Final Smash, THE EXPLOSION OF NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA COMBINED. And alas the evil was ridded.

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