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Annoying Golden Scarecrow (2)

Annoying Golden Scarecrow (2)

*DING!

[Reminder: Injury, damage, and death will not be counted in the Training Ground. You will only be teleported back in front of the Training Ground door after being unable to fight anymore.]

Leona looked at the very late reminder with narrowed eyes. She didn't know what was really going on but this game was really weird and she felt something was wrong.

Leona immediately forgot about it and went back inside the previous door. She again met the annoying golden scarecrow. His golden eyes, which were made of buttons, seemed to be laughing at her.

"Heh! As I said, I never give up!" {Maybe you don't, but I do and I already gave up on you}

Leona crawled on all fours and lunged at the golden scarecrow. This time she stayed close to the floor so she could dodge attacks quickly.

{Now the girl is gone and only the cat remains, don't you understand what Cat Girl means?}

Leona slashed at the golden scarecrow's body quickly until she managed to do three combos. But this time she immediately ducked and sure enough, the scarecrow's hand quickly flew past her head.

[3x]

"Hah! I added 2 hits!" As those words left Leona's mouth she saw the two sides of the reverse pyramid's cone turn red. "Eh?"

*BAM! *BAM!

One hit her chin and burst her head. Then the other hit slashed her waist and split her body in two.

The room was again filled with water spots, this time Leona's body was completely destroyed.

{Even the SAW movie is more merciful than this}

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Leona lay back down in front of the entrance of the Training Ground and The Instructor was already standing in front of her with an irritated expression and sinister yellow eyes.

"So useless! Even your mother doesn't know what to do with you! I bet she cries every time she thinks of how useless you are! If she died then she would be fortunate enough to never see your useless face again! Ptuih!!"

{Wow! My heart skipped a bit what kind of flowery scent is that}

Leona's face was once again covered in saliva. She didn't answer the instructor, and just got up and re-entered the Training Ground with a flushed face.

Leona went back through the door and met the golden scarecrow, who was staring at her mockingly with its golden button eyes.

"AAAAHHHHH!!" Leona let out a war cry releasing all the worries in her heart.

This time she knew that with every attack the golden scarecrow received he would retaliate with the same number of attacks. And she just needed to dodge his attacks one by one.

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash!

[3x]

Leona immediately ducked the golden scarecrow's first attack. Then sidestepped the second attack. And jumped over the third golden scarecrow's attack.

"Hehehe... Leona is a smart cat!" Leona shouted, praising herself.

She memorized the golden scarecrow's attack patterns and was confident that she would be able to dodge them all.

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash!

[6x]

Leona again managed to slash the golden scarecrow three times, she wanted to attack three times because this was the number of attacks it takes before the golden scarecrow retaliated.

Leona immediately ducked and dodged the golden scarecrow's first attack. Then side-step and dodge the golden scarecrow's second attack. And jumped to dodge the third golden scarecrow's attack.

However, the third strike did not aim at her waist but it was a blow from above that smashed her head. Leona couldn't dodge in midair and her head once again burst as her body split in half.

*BAM!

{HAHAHAHAHA... What kind of scene is this? A Comedy? Even the birds are sometimes not fooled by the scarecrow. But it didn't just fool you once, but 4 times. HAHAHAHA!!! Ah my stomach, I laughed too much}

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"It's not even been a minute and you are already back here? Why don't you give up being a warrior... No, just stop being alive! People like you only waste the world's food resources! Ptuih"

Leona went back into the golden scarecrow's room. This time she was more careful, and she realized that the golden scarecrow attack pattern can change. But she believes that the golden scarecrow is just a collection of data that only follows certain programming patterns so his move can't be that varied.

{You are also only a lump of data, did you think you have a fixed pattern? So arrogant and stupid. Well you are just a catnip overdose cat, I can understand that}

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash!

[6x]

Leona again managed to slash the golden scarecrow six times, she had avoided 4 golden scarecrow attacks and was preparing for the fifth attack.

This time the golden scarecrow stabbed into Leona's chest and she immediately took a side-step. However, before the stab was finished, the golden scarecrow quickly shifted its attack direction toward her head and she couldn't dodge so her head exploded once again.

*BAM!

"A feint?"

{It sounds crispy when your head bursts, maybe it's because there is no brain in there}

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".... You are trash whose only use is to waste my breath and saliva! Ptuih!!"

Leona ran back into the golden scarecrow's room, ignoring her spit-covered face.

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash!

[6x]

*BAM!

Leona's chest had a hole from the golden scarecrow's feint stab.

{The only salvation for your lack of sense is your pair of big boobs, but now they are gone}

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".... Even the dirt on my shoes is more likable than you are. Ptuih!!"

Leona kept her distance from the golden scarecrow and immediately retreated when she managed to attack it.

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! * Slash! *Slash!

[6x]

*Slash! *Slash!

[8x]

She managed to break her record with this tactic, but when she wanted to attack again the golden scarecrow suddenly attacked her without being slashed first. He seemed to be replenishing his attack count from the previous few attacks he didn't do.

*BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM!

Leona's body was torn apart from head to toe.

{It's the first time I have seen a cat girl firework. It's not as boring as I thought}

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"...Ptuih!"

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash!

[6x]

*Slash! *Slash!

[8x]

*BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM!

{HAHAHAHAHA Your decapitated body looks like sausage}

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"...Ptuih!"

*Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash! *Slash!

[6x]

*Slash! *Slash!

[8x]

*BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *BAM!

{Ah cat girl firework, never stops to impress me}

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"... I don't even want to waste my saliva on you! Get back and give up already"

Feeling strange without spit covering her face anymore, Leona looked around her and realized that she had just been doing repetitive actions like a robot.

She Enters the golden scarecrow's room ~ Slashes it several times ~ gets torn apart ~ wakes up at the Training Ground entrance ~ the Instructor spits on her ~ and she reenters the golden scarecrow's room.

Leona looked into the Instructor's eyes, there was no disappointment or disgust in them, and she looked as if she couldn't see her. And this was something Leona had never felt before.

She was an idol, wherever she went all eyes were on her. She was always the center of attention whether someone hated her or loved her, but never once did Leona feel herself... invisible.

Leona walked into the Training Ground and passed the players bragging about their achievements in the golden scarecrow room.

"I've already made it through 30 hits!"

"Only 30x? I'm already 49x if it wasn't because I was careless then I would have definitely hit 50x"

"There's no way you can master the art of battle more than me"

"Hah! I'm better at the art of battle than you are"

{Art of battle?}

They continued to argue without noticing Leona passing by. Right now she is completely invisible. With her head lowered and her back bent, Leona lost her confidence. She couldn't even hit the golden scarecrow more than 8x while the other players were close to hitting it up to 50x.

Leona went back into the golden scarecrow's room and did what she did before. But this time she wasn't screaming or playing anymore.

All her concentration was focused on attacking and avoiding the golden scarecrow's attacks.

*Slash

[1x]

She took a side-step and managed to dodge.

*Slash *Slash *Slash

[4x]

She again dodged three of the scarecrow's counterattacks.

*Slash *Slash

[6x]

Sweat was already dripping down Leona's forehead.

*Slash *Slash *Slash

[9x]

Leona managed to break her record but she wasn't the least bit happy. All her thoughts were focused on the golden scarecrow in front of her, and she didn't even blink.

When Leona made the next slash something she never thought happened. *crack!

The Kris Bamboo who slashed at the golden scarecrow's body broke. Leona was stunned and her concentration was broken.

She could only freeze as she stared at her broken weapon with wide eyes. She didn't even react when the golden scarecrow split her body in two.

After that, Leona didn't realize what was happening and without her realizing it she was back in the golden scarecrow's room again.

Leona looked at the golden scarecrow who was looking at her with disdain. Maybe it was just all in her mind, but her weakening mentality made her almost hallucinate.

Leona saw the Kris Bamboo in her hand, she had expected that this display weapon would break immediately when it touched the golden scarecrow's hard body but she still hoped that this game would not be that cruel to her.

Leona crouched down and tears flowed from her eyes. This was the first time she remembered herself crying.

{It's okay cat, your failure isn't that shameful. You are just a failed product so it's natural for you to fail! hehehe... I will pray 3 times a day for you when Hendra deletes your character. Hehehe.. Goodbye cat, it was nice meeting you, you gifted me a comedy scene that I had never seen before HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!}

Suddenly Leona stood up and shouted with all her might "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PIG!!!" her voice filling the entire golden scarecrow's room.

{Oh! you can hear me?!}

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