Earth had undergone a huge change. One fateful day, I was just leisurely sun bathing beside my pool when that damned space crack suddenly appeared behind me and sucked me into some place unknown to me yet! I've had my fair share of battles, but waking up around a pile of dead bodies? Bloody heck no! I met an ugly green monster that I thought I wouldn't ever see again...so I pummeled it to death! It was satisfying...until a damn tree almost turned me into a fertilizer! So what happened after? I bloody don't know since my journey is just starting! So join me, in this bloody adventure full of action, magic, girls, and sex!