Azfult Tunnels Apartment Building room 29
“ Oh my god what should I bring? Jen said in her closed closet.
Sally sat on her bed in crisscross leaning on the wall behind her. “Why did you wake me up?” she asked and then yawned.
Jen peeked her head out closet and said. “Your suppose to help me pick what to pack.” she put her head back into the closet saying, “Are you going to help or not” in a muffled voice.
“Sure.” Sally said getting off the bed. “What do you need to pick exactly?”
“Well I need the right clothes.” Jen responded. “ You think I should bring a hair dryer?” Jen asked still in a muffled voice from the closet.
“ Only if you have magic batteries for it.” Sally snuck up to the closet door to see what Jen was doing just before Jen barge out hitting Sally to the ground.
Jen came out with a pink dress, high heels for shoes, and plastered in make-up. “There it is.” Jen said in relief grabbing a wireless hair dryer from on top of her dresser next to the door. “God I’m gonna be here all day packing at this rate.”
Sally stood up looked at Jen’s bed seeing 3 empty duffel bags and a suit case. Everything became slow to sally. She turned her head swiftly looking at Jen shaking her head side to side in slow motion. Sally started to sweat and think. How do I get her out of here faster. Think Sally THINK! Sally suddenly calmed down talking deep breath. The sweat that came down from her face stopped. “Oh my god Jen I have an idea.” she said very enthusiastic. “ It’ll be fast and easy.” Jen started to get closer to sally with open ears as she talked. “Why don’t you pack all your belonging!”
Jen’s enlighten face turned confused. “That was your idea?” Jen nodded her head, smiled, and hugged Sally. ”That’s a great idea.” Jen went back into the closet with open doors and threw everything onto the ground. “SALLY! Put all those clothes into the bags”
Sally didn’t say anything just helped abruptly putting Jen’s clothes into the bags. Just shortly after the idea they were finished saying they’re goodbyes. ”I hate.” Jen said with a most serious face.
“I hate you more.” Sally said back. They both bowed to each other and Jen went out the door. Sally enlighten with happiness flipped out the door saying her real goodbye to Jen.
The door suddenly open again carrying Jen voice. “Don’t change my side of the room.” Jen saw sally flipping her off confused asking, “what are you doing?”
Sally put her middle fingers down slowly and started too dance like a punk rock chick, rocking her head side to side with her tongue out. “WOW. Rock on” she said.
“Uh… OK? Remember no touchy the color or position of things on my side of the room.” Jen closed the door in relief that she wouldn’t have to see Sally ever again. Jen took a step from where she was and knock on Yakuza’s door.
Apartment room 30 (Yakuza and Leo’s apartment room)
Yakuza and Leo’s room had the same set up as Jen’s. One window that reveled the side of the apartment complex, a closet to the right of the room, and whitish beds. The only difference between the two rooms was the bunk bed held together be duck tape, nails, and melting ice in the middle of the room. Also another big difference was clothes. It’s not because Yakuza and Leo wear the clothes differently from Jen it just that it’s all over the room. Piled on the closet, on the ground, next to the window, everywhere was trash and clothes. Despite it being a mess the smell was much worst. Imagine everything that smells bad in the world in one small apartment and that would be it. Yakuza and Leo even went so far to have masks for visitors to put on so they could come in.
“Open up!” Jen said behind the door knocking incredibly loud.
Yakuza who slept on the bottom bunk woke up stretching his arms on the bed. He sat up with frizzy hair yawning tiredly. Jen knocks became faster and harder trying to get Yakuza or Leo’s attention. “ Coming just give me a sec.” Yakuza said getting up wearing nothing but his underwear to open the door. ”Come in Jen.”
Yakuza open the door fully waving at Jen to come in. Jen’s face filled red looking like it was about to burst, “Put on some clothes.” Jen said in a school girl‘s tone. Jen’s face suddenly turned green and her tongue come out. “The smell, I forgot.” Jen rushed into the room pinching her nose attempting to look for the masks next to the door. She started to dig in a pile of clothes next to the door in hope to find a mask that she eventually found. Jen put it on quickly with relief being able to breath again. The mask covered her chin, mouth, and nose just enough to cover the smell.
“The room doesn’t smell that bad.” Yakuza hopped on the bottom bunk reaching the top to wake up Leo. “Leo you fat ass!” Yakuza yelled in Leo’s ear while he slept.
Despite yakuza effort Leo didn’t budge, all he did was snoring even more. Yakuza shook Leo a little bit but still nothing, Yakuza decided to get down from the bunk bed and asked Jen if she wanted to try. Jen shrugged and stood by the bunk. “Do you have a bat somewhere Yakie?”
“I hate it when you call me that we’re not 2 you know.” Yakuza said. Yakuza started to dig in a pile of clothes that was next to him finding blue Jeans that he put on immediately along with a black shirt that resembled batman’s bat signal. Underneath all that at the bottom of the pile he found a bat in which he handed to Jen. “ Here. What are you going to do exactly?” Yakuza asked combing his hair to the side with his hands.
“This.” Jen said hitting Leo in the stomach. Leo curled into a ball gripping his now injured stomach. “Ow. Why me?” Leo started to lean off the side of the bed, falling and landing on straight on his face. “Why??” Leo said with his face in the ground.
“Your so lazy Leo.” Jen said with a smile on her face putting the bat on her shoulder while she gripped the end. “Can I have this bat.” Jen asked politely.
Leo got up grunting. On his knees he shook his head side to side saying, “Hell no.” Leo stood up with nothing on but his underwear just like Yakuza stretching.
“Why is it all guys sleep with nothing but there underwear.“ She said with a crazy look staring at Leo.
“Well why do all girls have tampons?” Leo said. Everything went silent for a sec until Leo said. “That’s what I thought.” Leo yawned and stared at the clothes on the ground asking Yakuza where his pile of clothes is. Yakuza pointed at the pile next to the closet. Leo with a hunched over back walked over to the closet from the bed leaving a trail of ice behind him.
On accident since Jen was far to close to Leo, Leo actually froze Jen’s foot. Jen closed her eyes and twitch her eyebrows from what she saw. “Leo.” she said trying to hold in the anger.
“What is it now.” He said throwing clothes behind his back which eventually landed on Jen.
“You froze my foot you idiot.” Jen mumbled from all the clothes.
Leo put on all his clothes with was a sky blue shirt, over that was green coat, brown jeans, and black socks. “Give me a sec and I’ll pay attention to you let me just..” He said putting on a white pair of shoes and ear muffs. “Ok what do you Jen” Leo said turning around not seeing Jen or Yakuza. “ Jen, Yakuza, where are you?”
“Right in front of you!!” Jen flailed her arms removing the clothes that were on her. “I’m kicking your ass after this.”
Leo took a big gulp of saliva and said. “ If you do that then who going to help you.” leo said. Leo started to grab random clothes from off the ground and putting them into bags he found searching for clothes to pack.
“What are you doing?” Jen asked. “You better not be leaving.”
Leo zip up the 2 bags and shrugged his shoulder saying. “It’s either get my ass beat or leave. I chose leave so later.” Jen said leaving.
“I guess it just me and you Yakuza.” Jen said looking right to an open window. “You can open those up, huh?”
Yakuza was walking by a creek that lead to a sizable pond. Ahead of the pond came to gates beyond this a house. Yakuza got to the gate took a deep breath and said to aloud to himself. "I haven’t seen her in several months because of work and other realistic reason beside I slept with her and left her, right?” Yakuza open up the gate walking on a path that led to the stairs of the house. He walked up the stairs knocking on the door three times waiting eagerly for someone to open up the door. Suddenly the door cracked open showing a shortish women that had a large stomach. “ Yeah, hello is Lisa here?”
“Yakuza!” The short, but beautiful ,but also fat women said slinging the door open. I haven’t seen you in seven months, what have you been doing all this time.”
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“She’s not her, so ill be going then, see you.” Yakuza said all broken up words. Yakuza then tried closing the door, but the women stuck her finger out just when the door was closing.
“It’s me, Yakuza look I still have a fine body, its just i'm pregnant with your baby.” she said.
Yakuza eyebrows raised in surprise as he started to stared forward instead of lower eyes to see Lisa. “Huh is that right.” He said. While looking forward Yakuza saw a man in a tuxedo that was just passing by in one of the hallways and turned his head towards the door. The man then gave Yakuza a deep stare and started to run towards Yakuza yelling, “Bodyguards, Bodyguards.” in his loudest voice. Yakuza started to run as the man came closer. Yakuza hopped the fence and ran as fast as he could down the creek trail back into town with 5 bodyguards right behind him. After all the running Yakuza made back into to. Yakuza looked behind himself seeing the bodyguards for away. Yakuza ran a little further taking alleyways and even went inside a store and out its back door as shortcuts to get to the saloon. Yakuza rushed in opening the saloon’s batwing door.
Jen was sitting on table closest to the door and Leo was on the ground next to the door. “ Yakuza, hey.” Jen said.
Yakuza didn’t care at all to what Jen said because she rambled on about what Leo did to her while he looked out the window. “ Jen close those blinds over there will you.” he said closing his side of the blind and point across from his side. Yakuza peeked out through the blinds seeing the bodyguards from across the street come in. “Oh shit.” He said running to the bar counter to sit down. The men came in and asked for a man they did not know, but knew he worked here. The men went to the counter and rang the mental waiters bell. Leo got up from the ground went behind the counter and asked, “What is it you need, sir?”
All off the Men wore black and white tuxedo’s with all black glasses. “Yes, we are looking for a man with black hair, purplish eyes, and uh tanish skin. The man closet to Yakuza said.
Yakuza looked down trying to cover his eyes from the men. “He has a good complexion, is 6 foot, and has a mole on his right cheek.” Jen said describing Yakuza.
All the bodyguards rushed in front of Jen who was swinging her dangling feet from the table nearest to the door . “Do you know this man.” One of the bodyguards in front of Jen asked.
“I’m not sure, but I know a man like that.” She said.
“Who is it? A bodyguard asked. "And if you do know who he/she is, where are they?”
“Huh?" Jen slightly glanced at Yakuza and then asked the guards , “What did this person do, exactly?”
“It's classified.” The bodyguard said.
Once the bodyguard was done talking moments later another bodyguard said. “ The dude had sex with the mayors daughter and got her pregnant, isn’t that hilarious.”
All the other bodyguards looked at him with clueless faces. The bodyguards closet to Jen said with rage and captivity, “What the hell John, this is why we never bring you on cool little missions, You always tell the bad guy what we’re planning or give info to people that aren’t suppose to know, like right now.”
Jens face became blank and she started to laugh evilly ending the conversation between the bodyguards by freaking them both out. Jen hopped off the table passed the guards and pointed at Yakuza saying in a blank voiceless voice, “That’s him. No fighting in the bar.”
All the guards looked at Yakuza who’s head was down at the time. All the guards surrounded Yakuza asking him to lift up his head so they could see his eyes. All Yakuza responded with was, “No ones home right leave a message after the beep………Beep!”
All the guards grabbed magic guns from there holster on the they’re hip no fooled one bit by Yakuza lame trick, well all besides John who said right after Yakuza said beep. “ Ok, so when you get home could You not leave so We can find you? John got confused turning his head to the side saying, “who am I talking to again?”
All the other bodyguards shook they’re heads in shame while the bodyguards who was closet to Jen said. “I hate. We all hate you.”
“I hate you too.” Yakuza said keeping his head down
“Even he hates you and he hates all of us right now.” The bodyguards said once more to show how much everyone dislikes him.
Yakuza thinking he could slyly get out the bar by walking around the commotion between the two guards stood up turned his head right whistling around the guards. During this time the guards stopped arguing and looked at Yakuza passing with his head towards the stairs, whistling headed for the doors.
“Where do you think your going?” A guards said in a deep voice.
“Mom wants me home right about now, ha you know moms right.” Yakuza said in a sarcastic like voice.
John smile and in a cool like voice said to Yakuza behind all the guards, “Yeah I know moms, get going kid.”
All the guards once more turned to him and nodded there heads. Yakuza took a step out the and rushed out the door towards the road. The guards followed bursting out the door jumping the three stairs down to the dusty dirt road where the guards pointed there guns at Yakuza yelling, “Freeze!”
Yakuza stopped running and put his hands on his head. Damn it. What I am going to do know. Yakuza thought.
“Turn around slowly. said the guards.
Yakuza turned around slowly awaiting the guards next direction. The guards started to walk closer to Yakuza with there guns held high. Damn I guess I have to. Yakuza said thinking again.
Yakuza put his arms down from his head took a deep breath and dashed straight for the first guard in front of him. The guards that were running for Yakuza stopped and pointed there guns at him. On the tip of the barrel materalizaed a magic circle that shot neutralizing bullets.
Yakuza eyes changed in shape from his abnormal purple human eyes to a somewhat even more abnormal dragons shape eyes. Their appended to be a split down the middle of his eyes that allowed him to see the bodyguards magic circles to slowly materialize. Yakuza moved out the way of the first shot by moving swiftly steeping to the right. Yakuza got close enough to the leading body guards who was about to shot again that he round house the pointed gun to the ground and uppercut the bodyguards making him gasp for air. The other 3 bodyguards behind he one Yakuza took down were waiting for the perfect shot and when the guard fell to the ground they had there chance. Yakuza stopped, got in a his fighting stance which resembled a boxer orthodox position, the only different between the two was Yakuza put his left hand way in front of his face and stuck his index finger out, but it was still curled looking like hook coming from his fists, while all three bodyguards fired of all they had in they’re clips. Yakuza stood in the same position dodging all fire that came before him. From tilting his head to lifting his leg Yakuza avoided getting hit.
Surprised, the guard to the right dropped his gun and ran up to Yakuza with his arm cocked back yelling, “This will hit you.”
Yakuza who stood there in his fighting stance got out of it, put a smirk on his face and blew a little flame from his mouth. The guards was so close to Yakuza by then that he took the full impact of the flame which was the incineration of his eyebrows and bangs.
The three guards that didn’t do anything ran away while the guards with now burnt of eyebrows picked up the unconscious man and took off the way the other went. “We’ll get you next time!” The guards cried
“Hopefully there won’t be a next.” Yakuza said waving goodbye before he went in the bar seeing Leo who was picking his nose behind the bar counter and Jen who looked very depressed laying on the wooden ground whispering to herself ,“Pregnant .”
“So how’d it go.” Leo asked Yakuza who was staring at both Leo and Jen.
“Well you guys didn’t help at all, that’s how its going.” Yakuza took a deep breath to calm himself down. “The back room now.” Yakuza said to both Leo and Jen.
Leo who was the closest to the employee room opened the door and then scratched his head. “Who are you guys and how did you get into this room.” Leo asked.
“Leo, who are talking to, better not be yourself.” Jen said entering behind the counter.
Jen stopped turning her head 90 degrees right as if she was trying to make something out. Yakuza filled with curiosity hopped over the counter towards the employee room seeing two men and a women in bartender outfits.